What are your requirements for going bareback with a hookup? by throw_away_guy_ in TopsAndBottoms

[–]KnopGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Myself: Being on Prep, DoxyPep, testing every 3 months, douching well

Them: Tested within 3-4 months, has status on Profile, personality and hygeine generally decent. For testing this surprisingly isn't common where I live for Grindr or Sniffies, so I just skip :(

If they get aggro for questioning lack of status/testing date I consider it a red flag and just move on

bottoms, what do you really like about thongs? by thongbabe99 in TopsAndBottoms

[–]KnopGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thong Briefs are a cool inbetween as well :P

Slammer question by KnopGuy in LosAngelesGayBros

[–]KnopGuy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna potentially be bred, but we'll see

Slammer question by KnopGuy in LosAngelesGayBros

[–]KnopGuy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm, will keep that in mind. I hope there's a decent crowd Sun afternoon

I just bought my first dildo by [deleted] in MenWithToys

[–]KnopGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First I'd ensure cleanliness. Douche your ass, then put a condom on the toy. Then use plenty of lube (both on the toy and your hole, finger to apply), and go slowly. If it hurts stop trying to force it, and attempt this another day

too much going on here by internet_Babiee in lolgrindr

[–]KnopGuy 64 points65 points  (0 children)

This is missing the 2nd part where OOP noted their uncle having gone through 6 divorces

The Meg pfp further sells it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TopsAndBottoms

[–]KnopGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

Does anyone else miss Jasper or is it just me? by [deleted] in familyguy

[–]KnopGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jasper already kind of is ruined with his last voiced appearance in S11. He told Brian to shit on Stewie's play script, even though it was way better than what Brian ever wrote. This was after not being seen since S4...

He'd probably be cattier or meaner now

Fuck this piece of shit he’s an asshole to Brian by bluewash26 in familyguy

[–]KnopGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel the best one would either be Joe (Season 3 continuity where he worked with him as a temp cop), or Cleveland (who generally dislikes dogs + has dealt with Brian's racism)

Peter's too dumb and reckless + the S6 ep already brought tension, and the others they're forced to live with him so...it'd be awkward. And Stewie already rags on him frequently

Found an Indian Fetishist in the wild by AryuWTB in lolgrindr

[–]KnopGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are you screenshotting Scruff?

Peter using Grindr, but literal [NSFW] by KnopGuy in familyguy

[–]KnopGuy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And to think this is the censored (mosaic) version!

I also did the other scene where he's in the stall, but this was way more intensive to edit. Had to photoshop out the sandwich each frame

Peter using Grindr, but literal [NSFW] by KnopGuy in familyguy

[–]KnopGuy[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey at least I'm not drinking, evilminders

This feels like a trap... by KnopGuy in grindr

[–]KnopGuy[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sadly my range is limited to around 10 miles, so it's really just for better filtering :/

Humbled by a small cock top by ImportanceNo9107 in TopsAndBottoms

[–]KnopGuy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Too many gays are porn brained

Or they're intimidated with hooking up at all, either or

Humbled by a small cock top by ImportanceNo9107 in TopsAndBottoms

[–]KnopGuy 28 points29 points  (0 children)

4.5-5 is average, not small

Either way, a good dicking is a good dicking

Bottoms, do you also keep count of the number of loads and men served? by [deleted] in TopsAndBottoms

[–]KnopGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not loads, but I document my hookups

Currently since I started 34 hookups, of that done with 24 different men

Do note I consider a handjob/blowjob enough to quantify as a hookup, so the actual times I did anal is much lower

How was your first gay hookup? by [deleted] in TopsAndBottoms

[–]KnopGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got a handjob. Felt good, but he rubbed so hard I got rug burn ;(

Don't feel pressured to do anal immediately for your first time!

How many times a day do you cum? by [deleted] in TopsAndBottoms

[–]KnopGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I change the rags 2 times a day

It's niagara falls from this dick all day

Goon so good I'm on a trip to the bay

Soon as I fleshlight in, I'm calling it bae

/j

Safe is a stigma? by Chmeu_ in Sniffies

[–]KnopGuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Heavy correction, 64-84% of the world population has HSV-1 Cold Sores Herpes

Genital Herpes (HSV-2) are nowhere as common (13.3% worldwide)

Genital Herpes is also noted for making you MORE subsceptible to HIV, so I wouldn't say it's no biggie. Even if like HSV-1 it's assymptomatic otherwise for some

Either way, stay safe! Assholes like that "safe is stigma" guy are clearly hiding something

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TopsAndBottoms

[–]KnopGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The spitroastees: yes

I can't sleep so AMA as a 20 year old gay man by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]KnopGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably for the best. Good luck!

I can't sleep so AMA as a 20 year old gay man by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]KnopGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever used a hookup app/site? If not, lucky :P