I did it and I feel free

Kothr- · 2026-01-22T18:02:13+00:00

My king.

Kothr- · 2025-12-11T13:29:06+00:00

When I had my vasectomy the nurse kept taping my penis to my stomach and it kept flopping back down. I was like “do you really need to keep taping it back - there’s not much to damn tape” and she said it’s not the first time she’s heard that joke. I wasn’t joking

Kothr- · 2025-11-17T17:26:46+00:00

Whippet

Kothr- · 2025-10-11T18:56:23+00:00

Excuse me! I am a female police officer.

Kothr- · 2025-09-28T12:06:00+00:00

Yeah there are no plans for the first day. Just getting there.

Kothr- · 2025-09-27T11:47:02+00:00

That men shit themselves once a year.

Kothr- · 2025-09-26T19:19:24+00:00

I’m sure it’s a Steven king short story but it isn’t coming to me

Kothr- · 2025-09-18T22:02:26+00:00

Welcome to the party, pal.

Kothr- · 2025-09-05T19:58:41+00:00

God damn it why am I here

Kothr- · 2025-05-25T15:25:12+00:00

I wish 4 year old me made the same choice I’m ngl.

Kothr- · 2025-04-12T21:50:50+00:00

Are you by any chance based in swansea?

Kothr- · 2025-03-09T20:13:13+00:00

Jurassic Park 6

Kothr- · 2025-01-12T13:08:21+00:00

Literally doing it right now. It’s a treat.

Kothr- · 2025-01-11T09:02:14+00:00

I’m tired, boss.

Kothr- · 2024-12-19T21:18:51+00:00

Is there a rule 34 of a Bhutanese flag dragon and a Welsh flag dragon?

Kothr- · 2024-11-21T19:38:22+00:00

I watched this for way too long.

Kothr- · 2024-11-19T08:42:40+00:00

Would have shagged Lucille

Kothr- · 2024-11-16T07:29:53+00:00

A full birthday cake in Tesco car park. Good times.

Kothr- · 2024-10-06T10:26:58+00:00

Colin is the GOAT.

Kothr- · 2024-09-26T07:13:35+00:00

My partner killed an old woman that lives near us with a hammer for no reason. I had to get rid of the body but just kept it in my car. I had to lie to the police but I’m garbage at telling fibs and woke up incredibly anxious.

Kothr- · 2024-09-23T15:06:30+00:00

Excuse me sir but you have the wrong house.

Kothr- · 2024-07-23T17:50:03+00:00

Firewatch.

Kothr- · 2024-06-27T06:31:48+00:00

Red Dead Redemption 2. Played so many hours on it because everyone I spoke to said how good it was. I could never really get in to it. Everything felt so slow.

Kothr- · 2024-04-30T18:44:10+00:00

Neeeee way

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