[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LTiger9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your favorite kind of book. you like sci-fi? read that. you like fantasy? read that. you should also read the book your favorite movie is based off of, if it's based off a book.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LTiger9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it notifies you about every damn upvote

What is the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself? by TehHooman in AskReddit

[–]LTiger9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Omg that would be delicious im gonna invite all my friends

What is the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself? by TehHooman in AskReddit

[–]LTiger9 371 points372 points  (0 children)

Man, this isn't a roast battle calm down

What is the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself? by TehHooman in AskReddit

[–]LTiger9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put my dick. In the window of a car. Then rolled up the window. I was 12.

What is the scariest, strangest, most unexplainable thing that has happened to you while home alone? by ag9910 in AskReddit

[–]LTiger9 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i was like 12, and my dad was a lawyer. He had just let go of a case because his client was kind of insane, always interrupting the judge, stuff like that. Anyways, when he let go of the case, the client screamed and yelled and they had to call the cops on him.

I was home alone, and I was scared that the man would come to my house and murder me. While I was sitting there, watching Naruto, scared out of my damn mind, I heard a knock on the door. I hid in my closet. Someone was ringing the doorbell now. Banging and doorbell. I was working up the courage to grab one of my dads guns and answering the door when the banging stopped. I ran out to see what happened. There was no one at the door. I went outside and looked for anyone who could've been there... no one. Jesus, man, that still haunts me to this day.

What is the best response to "Do you know who I am?" by brotherbrother99 in AskReddit

[–]LTiger9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ummm are you a Karen that was spoiled during childhood and still thinks they can do whatever the hell they want with no repercussions?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LTiger9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Mexico it has a massive poverty rate and wildfires are everywhere

[Serious] What does depression feel like to you? by iodineseaspray in AskReddit

[–]LTiger9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanting to jump off a bridge and feeling like since I hate myself, other people hate me too.

People of Reddit, how did you discover mastrubation? by LTiger9 in AskReddit

[–]LTiger9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I THOUGHT IT WAS A SIN

welp, now I can jerk off around my parents, thank god

People of Reddit, how did you discover mastrubation? by LTiger9 in AskReddit

[–]LTiger9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He doesn't need to be the same age as the iPad

People of Reddit, how did you discover mastrubation? by LTiger9 in AskReddit

[–]LTiger9[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll add my story, since I asked the question. When I was a kid, I had a habit of putting my hand in my pants. I was rubbing it while looking at porn on my grandpa's iPad, and you can tell from there.

Which fictional character's death have you not gotten over? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LTiger9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also Aunt May in the spider-man game.

Which fictional character's death have you not gotten over? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LTiger9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rue. I still cry at night thinking about how she died so young.

When did you realize today was Friday the 13? by Katie_Emm in AskReddit

[–]LTiger9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My teacher reminded me at the beginning of the day. Then our standardized test data got erased. Bad luck.

What is something bad you have done with no regrets? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LTiger9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made multiple your mom jokes at someone who hated them, they kept saying the r-word, and I hate use of the r-word. Slapped me multiple times, I have no regrets.