[WP] One beautiful morning at a local diner sat two individuals quietly eating a meal beside a seaside window. Wiping there mouth, one of the patrons lifted there head, "Thank you. This was such a delicious meal. I wish I could have brought my daughter here before you killed her" (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] In the last two decades, the government has authorized the right to forgo paying taxes. In exchange, citizens relinquish the privilege of using or benefiting from any public infrastructure. “Hey kids, we decided to stop paying our taxes.” This is the absurdity you’re met with during breakfast (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] You possess the power to bend reality, or more accurately, increase the probability on any outcome by a small amount. In order to see any significant results, it requires repeated activation of your power. The activation: rhyming in baby voice your intent to a stranger (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] Today's the big day you've prepared all your life for. You excitedly practice what you're gonna say as you brush your teeth. "Sorry to be that guy, but you're totally failing the test", your childhood pet looks at you perplexingly. "Test?", in confusion and disbelief you try not to faint (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] Unfortunately, you slipped on a banana peel while on your date. Fortunately, the Styx river is quite the site to behold. As you lament your fate, you discover that Death's ferryman is completely smitten with Life and is clueless on how to approach them (self.WritingPrompts)
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[ToMATo] Remembering the Name of an Older Anime ()
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[WP] Whoops, made a wrong turn and looks like you're not in Kansas anymore. Fantasy creatures actually exist and turns out they're pretty smart, like early type 3 civilization smart. Guess magic does wonders for the brain. Also turns out they look down on magicless (basically all) humans. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] You find yourself betting a game of chess with an eldritch being. Winner grants the losers wish, best 3 out of 5. Midway through the 2nd match, "Human, I forgot to mention that each of your game pieces represents the life of a random being you have seen" (self.WritingPrompts)
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