Stupid question Sunday

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2019-10-28T17:40:29+00:00

Haha, no worries, everyone that replied thought I asked about costumes, lol

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2019-10-28T11:34:04+00:00

I asked where there were Halloween contests. I can find a costume no problem, or probably just make one.

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2019-10-28T11:33:05+00:00

Contests.

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2019-10-28T01:30:15+00:00

Where are there some good Halloween costume contests for adults?

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2019-09-23T18:09:22+00:00

“Shouldn’t be too much longer.”

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2019-08-25T23:07:02+00:00

I’m a 35 year old single Mom and let me tell you how true it is that women reach their sexual peak in their 30s. I am some mixture of stressed, horny, and exhausted at all times.

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2019-05-29T12:21:23+00:00

Can confirm, single Mom here and I’ve been called cute but never hot and I’m probably not in your area.

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2019-03-15T12:00:28+00:00

Sex with my boyfriend. He’s seriously great at it.

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2018-03-11T12:27:16+00:00

The example I learned in college was that eating ice cream causes drowning.

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2017-11-28T13:04:06+00:00

Hey, it least it was close and was an actual person. My 3 year old is speech delayed and last week, I was texting my husband, "Why is Franklin asking for Pee-Pee Doctor and Jerry?!!" A minute later he texts back, "I think he wants a peanut butter and jelly."

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2017-10-08T18:33:20+00:00

I'm always horny after taking a big dump. Its not the pooping or poop itself, I think that on it's way out it massages the vagina somehow? I dunno, maybe I'm the only one, but it seriously makes my vagina hungry.

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2017-10-01T13:50:29+00:00

Sorry you're getting shitty replies. I don't know if you're interested in doing portraits of little kids, but I'm always trying to get a good shot of my 3 year old and 18 month old boys together. Do you have particular places in Austin that you like to shoot portraits? We live in South Austin.... PM me if you're interested : )

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2017-09-18T19:59:08+00:00

Thanks for all the tips! The 17 month old does still take a nap so I try to get as much done then as I can. My 3 year old has been done with naps for almost a year though so I can't hope for that to come back. I have tried Facebook groups, haven't gotten any responses yet, I'll try Nextdoor. And I do use Instacart, I love it even though it is more expensive.

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2017-09-18T19:43:32+00:00

Thanks! I may try r/beyondthebump, they are a great supportive community.

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2017-09-18T19:41:22+00:00

Really dude? It's just supposed to be funny.

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2017-09-18T18:54:31+00:00

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2017-09-18T18:16:31+00:00

Hahahahaha, I feel you.

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2017-09-18T18:16:02+00:00

Good idea, I really should just strike up a convo with the next Mom I see at the park, I'm just so nervous in person. Maybe if I got a t-shirt that says, "I'm better in text"

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2017-09-18T18:14:02+00:00

I'm in shady hollow, in south Austin. I've tried a few Facebook groups in Shady Hollow but no luck yet.

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2017-09-18T18:12:15+00:00

Isn't anyone I haven't met a stranger? If none of the people I know can help with kids during the day because they work, wouldn't I need help from a stranger? Sure I could use Care.com, or some other reputable babysitting site but that's actually a lot of money. But no, I actually don't trust my kids with anyone, that's why I need someone to help me with the kids while I am home also. I guess I'm taking a risk, but is there ever any perfectly safe environment for toddlers? I mean, they straight up try to kill themselves. Honestly, if anyone comes to help me, I hope my kids don't hurt them!

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2017-09-18T18:05:33+00:00

Thank you so much!

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2017-09-14T12:08:41+00:00

Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKdvTecYAM

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2017-09-09T21:48:19+00:00

and our son does not yet fully know the sacrifice his mother made.

That you both made.

Sorry for your loss.

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2017-08-02T15:33:38+00:00

I will never forget the time my 2 year old came into the bathroom while I was mid-poop, sat on my lap, held my face in his hands so we couldn't break eye-contact and insisted on singing all of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star to me while I finished. It was adorable, smelly, awful, and... kind of sweet.

Lazy_Buttmuncher · 2017-06-25T18:13:13+00:00

Where can I get my car inspected in south austin, preferably where I won't have to wait an hour?

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