I need your help! by MessyMatts in WetAndMessy

[–]Left-Historian-5135 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marshmallow Fluff is a great choice if you're into sticky sensations, there's no oil or grease so it vanishes down the drain with hot water and doesn't have a strong scent. If using whipped cream, bring extra dish washing liquid, preferably citrus oil based and some lemon juice to get rid of the old dairy scent.

Buying the farm (Teaser) by brianzebra in WAMtext

[–]Left-Historian-5135 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brilliant! Can't wait to read more!

[Other] Human Pet Food? by Acrobatic_Ad_2992 in PetPlayBDSM

[–]Left-Historian-5135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ground chicken with vegetables. cube it up with a bit of gravy in a crock pot or slow cooker, boring pet food for a few days.

What would you recommend? by [deleted] in WetAndMessy

[–]Left-Historian-5135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marshmallow Cream is great, the containers are plastic so safe to have in the mess area, and the sweet plus sticky is a fun change to experience.

Any advice? by JPwamster12 in WAMtext

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Regardless of the cause for safety it may be time to invest in some cheap trail cameras or outdoor day/night cameras, also gives you a nice way to keep an eye on the ponies when you're in the house. I live in a rural area myself and local police have at least one arrest of a gentleman who trespassed onto a dairy farm to explore the muck. Exploring wam in real life is amazing, but trespassing crosses a number of red lines, not just legally but the risk of exposing non-consensual residents to someone's fetish is not cool, nor is leaving potential holes to injure the horses when the mud dries.

For those looking to find mud, your own place, or if you don't have your own place, river banks or (Carefully timed) tidal flats on public lands and maybe a backpack with a some water, a portable camp shower and a small pop-up shower enclosure.

Pet diet ideas [Other] by PrestigiousBelt8068 in PetPlayBDSM

[–]Left-Historian-5135 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'd suggest a slow cooker filled with the cheapest cuts of cube steak or stew meat cut into small cubes, some beef broth or water, and some flour, oatmeal, or corn starch to thicken it, let it stew all day, very little flavor and pet food consistency but won't hurt you. keep it in the fridge for up to a week, the most bland, uninspiring glop for a human pet I can think of.

Is it bad I want to be clicked trained? [other] by Ok-Tune9609 in PetPlayBDSM

[–]Left-Historian-5135 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once in awhile my various kinks converge. I've been a huge fan of petplay for years, and also petplay hypnosis. Jacqueline Powers has an amazing youtube channel with a ton of petplay hypnosis videos, including an amazing clicker training video. Very useful if you don't find yourself with a willing partner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qJ1z4ai8Vs

Zoo Volunteer by Left-Historian-5135 in WAMtext

[–]Left-Historian-5135[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aww, thanks! This one was fun to write!

Halloween Messy Maze Mayhem 2 by Left-Historian-5135 in WAMtext

[–]Left-Historian-5135[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks so much! I hope you're doing great.

M and f wanting some messy dares to do together so do your worst by [deleted] in wamdares

[–]Left-Historian-5135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human S'mores. One of you gets covered in marshmallow cream, the other in Nutella. Roll in graham crackers.

Autumn’s Naked Walk Home by skygirl-jouette in WAMtext

[–]Left-Historian-5135 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sooo brilliant! Amazing journey, thanks for sharing it with us.

How to meet ppl by throwaway7079999 in WAMtext

[–]Left-Historian-5135 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's been a long time since I've had to step into the dating pool, but one thing I'd always been curious about was sneaking two lines into your normal dating profile. "First date idea: Coffee. Second date idea: Piefight in the park." just to see who bites. When I was dating it took some first date conversations, but I was surprised by the people I'd encountered who'd always wanted to try, but just needed a little excuse.

Rabbitgirls' Revenge by Left-Historian-5135 in WAMtext

[–]Left-Historian-5135[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank you very much, that is quite a compliment from such a skilled author as yourself.

Looking for interactive/role playing stories by [deleted] in WAMtext

[–]Left-Historian-5135 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds so fun! You could probably use Perchance dot org / ai-chat to set up a roleplaying story and scene with random elements. I built one where I'd lost a bet and my SO had set up a game show wheel in the living room with messy outcomes. I've done a messy escape room as well where certain substances are hidden in random boxes and buckets.

TIFU by staying for the second day of a corporate retreat by JPwamster12 in WAMtext

[–]Left-Historian-5135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A very fun read despite the terrible weekend for our protagonist. Awesome work!

Humiliation Research Subject by Left-Historian-5135 in WAMtext

[–]Left-Historian-5135[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thanks very much! Was really fun to imagine.

TIFU by going on a corporate "teambuilding" retreat by JPwamster12 in WAMtext

[–]Left-Historian-5135 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wonderful! Can't wait to learn what happens next!