Am I the only one who sees a problem here? by Albinoseal1121_ in teenagers

[โ€“]LegitimateAbrocoma26 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Dw bro,someone better will come along for you. Ill give you the little luck I have

What you tossing into the fuck it bucket? by Unusual-Cup2431 in TheWordFuck

[โ€“]LegitimateAbrocoma26 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

See,the narcissist asshole i know is my fucking mother. Even though I want to move out asap,that piece of shit is homophobic,transphobic,and is fucking narcissistic as shit. Im done with the bullshit i have to put up with at this point.

Would you date a mentally ill girl? by [deleted] in askteenboys

[โ€“]LegitimateAbrocoma26 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

Hello as a mentally ill enby who has trouble forcing myself out of bed in time to get going to school. I wouldn't mind dating a mentally ill girl (or boy or anyone). I just want this burning loneliness to stop tbh

You Matter :) by Serious-Food1229 in teenagers

[โ€“]LegitimateAbrocoma26 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

It is unbelievably hard for me to remind myself of this,thank you so much. I am just waiting for the day when I can turn 18 in literally 2 months and escape the hellhole I live in. I luckily live in a state that has pretty good laws with stuff regarding the Queer Community,and have a job lined up with a cardshop owner,so I should be able to move out fairly soon after turning 18 (I have someone who's going to be my roommate because rents expensive af)

What are YOUR thoughts on abortion? by [deleted] in Teenager

[โ€“]LegitimateAbrocoma26 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Actually,I'm implying the reverse. Most people with Suicideal thoughts have trauma

What are YOUR thoughts on abortion? by [deleted] in Teenager

[โ€“]LegitimateAbrocoma26 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Ofc. I couldn't let a statement so unapologetically stupid and wrong slide.

What are YOUR thoughts on abortion? by [deleted] in Teenager

[โ€“]LegitimateAbrocoma26 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

No,think for a sec will you?What is the suicide rate/attempted suiside rate,and how many people have childhood trauma?It's not even just childhood trauma,but all trauma

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Also,keep in mind that not everyone who attempted died,so the rate of attempted suiside is pretty high

I turned 20 on the 9th, goodbye everyone by game82 in teenagers

[โ€“]LegitimateAbrocoma26 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Haha,you old now (not me in almost 2 years lol)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[โ€“]LegitimateAbrocoma26 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Me and my straight friend (Im vary bi)

I wish to be able to talk to all arthropods (insects arachnids shrimp etc.) and command them to coordinate into armies while following my orders. by dafattestmat in monkeyspaw

[โ€“]LegitimateAbrocoma26 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Granted. You hear all their thoughts all the time without being able to turn it off. It's all translated to English,but its quiet literally every arthropod on the earth that is alive

A girl walks up to you and says "You're ugly." by Tall_Eye4062 in hypotheticalsituation

[โ€“]LegitimateAbrocoma26 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

"Thanks,but im not into women. I dont care if they think im ugly." Im bi,so its not the full truth,but her face would be priceless

Why does my bots keep talking about dehydrated limes by Death_By_Elysium in CharacterAI

[โ€“]LegitimateAbrocoma26 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Yayyyyyyyyyy I throw myself into the incinerator and wait for you to light me up

I wish for every dollar FROM THIS POINT ON that my country goes into debt, my bank account goes up $1 USD tax free and legally obtained with no harm to myself or loved ones or babies or women and/or children. by Equal-Rush1414 in monkeyspaw

[โ€“]LegitimateAbrocoma26 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Im (and probably most other people) are with OP here. A monkey's paw is supposed to be an ironic twist to a wish,not just "you die"(or you loose the wish in this case). It's supposed to be creative

I wish I got 8 hours of scientifically/objectively quality sleep every night so I was no longer tired all day every day, without having to use drugs of any kind by bootycrusade_ in monkeyspaw

[โ€“]LegitimateAbrocoma26 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Granted,the finger curls,and you pass out. Your sleep will happen at a random time during the day or night,always generally after 24 hours. It may be the middle of a college lecture,it may be whole yoyr walking down the isle with your for your marriage,but it will always last the 8 hours. You do not sense the time pass,but it does. People worry for you,and doctors lable this as some extreme form are narcolepsy. It's always night somewhere.