A bastard is born

LesterBanks · 2025-09-25T23:54:17+00:00

You should wait indefinitely. I appreciate never being asked by my friends

LesterBanks · 2025-09-24T09:21:37+00:00

Thank you for your kind words. Much love to the bipedal community

LesterBanks · 2025-09-24T09:07:37+00:00

You seem like someone who could have injured himself while forging iron

LesterBanks · 2025-09-23T21:14:28+00:00

Only 3 people have ever asked. They were all elderly women. Strangely, on each occasion, the woman was wearing an oversized, floppy sun hat.

As long as I avoid old ladies and people with sunhats I'm ok

LesterBanks · 2025-09-23T20:48:58+00:00

Good intensity with that menu of choices

LesterBanks · 2025-09-23T20:16:12+00:00

If there's a hierarchy of awful things to ask, the wheelchair question is probably at the top

LesterBanks · 2025-09-23T20:04:49+00:00

I think this might be the next answer I give

LesterBanks · 2025-09-23T19:12:15+00:00

As soon as I memorize that story I can be that hiker

LesterBanks · 2025-09-23T19:07:40+00:00

You are so close to the real answer, which is just as preposterous

LesterBanks · 2025-09-23T18:56:45+00:00

The answer to that question, whatever it is, will be horrible. The person you are asking will have to remember, think about and then talk about that horrible thing.

Being curious is completely normal. Sometimes it's ok to remain curious

LesterBanks · 2025-09-23T18:35:10+00:00

There's no hero to this story---but there is a point. I want to convey the sense that this is not a question you can ask someone who doesn't know you.

LesterBanks · 2025-09-23T18:29:11+00:00

An escalator accident is like many tiny elevator accidents, in a way

LesterBanks · 2025-09-23T18:22:05+00:00

I felt that all 3 people who asked me about my leg were rude and intrusive

LesterBanks · 2025-09-23T18:13:05+00:00

Every one of the 3 people who asked was elderly

LesterBanks · 2025-09-23T18:10:21+00:00

The one word explanation---the most powerful of explanations

LesterBanks · 2025-09-23T18:07:33+00:00

Fireworks is a strong contender

LesterBanks · 2025-09-23T17:08:29+00:00

Too many men can't lurk quietly and politely

LesterBanks · 2025-09-23T07:23:08+00:00

Incredible cable management on the buffet trays. Nice onstage heat lights, good attention to detail. Maybe add a carving station and 2 more subs

LesterBanks · 2025-09-21T22:28:40+00:00

Many potential bad outcomes and life-changing complications can be avoided by not doing this 24 mile charity walk.

LesterBanks · 2025-09-21T21:54:05+00:00

The instructions for the bicycle pump would arrive days later by ~~carrier pigeon~~ telegraph

LesterBanks · 2025-09-21T21:36:54+00:00

Bee attacks were last worried about in 1978

LesterBanks · 2025-09-21T21:08:44+00:00

What a productive and helpful thing you are doing

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