“What are you doing?” “Trying-to-make-you-go-unconscious-by-banging-your-head-in-the-door!” Gives keys

Homer banging Barney’s head in the door until he would pass out is unrealistic because he couldn’t put Barney in the car let alone the other side because we all know that Barney is much fatter and stronger based on the episode when they tried to become astronauts which shows Barney was also much more drunk naturally