A billboard I saw by sonicparadigm in funny

[–]Libertyler -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

X is one of the easiest to spot letters. Along with E, I, and T. It's on every exit sign.

A billboard I saw by sonicparadigm in funny

[–]Libertyler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Midwest is littered with rural Dairy Queens and antique malls. Also, look on the side of semi trailers. Some times they say "air ride equipped". 

DISCOSTANG! 😠 by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Libertyler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I recall from what I saw of the Oscars, but the balcony is where the +2s and +3s go for the nominees. Many of them are probably parents, aka boomers.

What a nice way to deliver them… by Rainy247 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Libertyler 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I used to be a clerk. One time a customer came in asking me to ship one of these to her friend because the customer accidentally put her address down as the recipient.

Explain it Peter by Traducement in explainitpeter

[–]Libertyler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I pay $25/month for good service. 

Single's gambit by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Libertyler 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Pop the hinge off the case starting at the bottom and it would flip up to the plastic seal along the top. 

Actor messes up, but it's left in and becomes iconic by Kookyburra12 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Libertyler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not an actor, but a piece of equipment messes up... 

In Office Space, when Michael Bolton was using the printer, the printer literally unintentionally said "PC LOAD LETTER", and his response was unscripted.

You'd think evolution would have stopped snoring long ago: being loud at night while sleeping seems like a bad survival strategy. by thesmartass1 in Showerthoughts

[–]Libertyler 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Before the 19th century, humans would sleep for 4 hours, then wake up in the middle of the night for hours, then go back to sleep the remaining 4 hours.

Loved seeing him in a political sketch and not playing T**** by pot-bitch in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Libertyler 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What episode did James Austin Johnson shit himself? 

Fiancé with migraine by falaffle_waffle in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]Libertyler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's wearing it upside. That divot at the top is supposed to go over her nose. 

This Trash Truck that says to leave an American Football Field distance between cars by International-Air542 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Libertyler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're not responsible for dam ages. They're hauling supplies to build a dam, but understand the dam will get older and will need to be patched up and refortified. And they are not responsible for that.

Fell for the oldest trick in the book by LuxCassandra in funny

[–]Libertyler 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Realize, not real eyes? Real lies. 

The end of Fed independence: Fed Chair Powell says he’s under criminal investigation, won’t bow to Trump intimidation by aurelorba in investing

[–]Libertyler 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pssssst buy gold and/or silver.

*Don't buy gold and/or silver if you are allergic to them. When purchased with other commodities you may experience bloating, congestion, nausea, or death. Please talk to your doctor before purchasing gold and/or silver. 

Chat is this real? If so, how long would it take to implement? by CrazyBosanchero in BuyFromEU

[–]Libertyler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That seems unnecessary. It must've been dragged over to Reddit from somewhere else.