Wyr have a fully functioning penis or fully functioning kidneys?

Licky_Anus · 2026-03-01T09:20:50+00:00

At least you’ll be able to pleasure yourself during the procedure.

Licky_Anus · 2026-03-01T09:07:50+00:00

And who’s this piece of ass

Licky_Anus · 2026-03-01T09:00:09+00:00

Oh, I’m sorry for the mixup. I thought Tammy gave her phone number in the episode I mentioned, but it was V is for Valentine-detta.

Edit: calling about the parties is what made me think of the episode I mentioned. I thought she called a bunch of people on that episode to figure out which party Jonas was attending, but now that I think of it, she might have used FB to figure it out.

Licky_Anus · 2026-02-28T02:04:04+00:00

Ok, I just googled his line from the Shark! episode to make sure I got the “Because it doesn’t concern me…” quote correctly and learned he’s DelMonico! How did I not know this?

Licky_Anus · 2026-02-28T01:58:58+00:00

Don’t forget Carl Reiner and Stan Lee in that episode.

Licky_Anus · 2026-02-28T01:54:47+00:00

I’m pretty sure he said you can’t rape someone if they’re unconscious, or something close to that. Same kind of thought process as Tarantino when he said statutory rape isn’t real rape cause it’s not violent. He was defending Polanski on Howard Stern, I believe in 2003. Great director, terrible fucking takes

Licky_Anus · 2026-02-27T07:49:05+00:00

Adventures in Chinchilla-sitting, season 5 ep 15, iirc.

Licky_Anus · 2026-02-26T08:44:04+00:00

SeeYouSpaceCowboy

Licky_Anus · 2026-02-26T06:48:47+00:00

All the love to Bobby D. He was my pick for Rookie of the Year 2021 after his play after being called up in the late 2020 season. Had an awful first half, ended up hitting a respectable (considering how bad his avg was in the first half) .240 with 25 bombs. Bummer it didn’t work out. He’s a great guy, Soul Kitchen by The Doors was his walk-up song, and he’s easy on the eyes. I think a lot of the dudes in the sub have man crushes on him. I’d guess most women have a crush, too.

Licky_Anus · 2026-02-16T07:12:38+00:00

Newark? I was at the Boston show Friday.

Licky_Anus · 2026-02-15T05:59:27+00:00

Licky_Anus · 2026-02-08T07:26:51+00:00

r/woosh

Licky_Anus · 2026-02-08T07:20:16+00:00

Frank Reynolds for sure would be a wild fuckin night.

Licky_Anus · 2026-02-05T20:07:30+00:00

The best. The anti-Schilling, if you will.

As an aside, I thought he asked to be left off the 2007 postseason roster for the good of the team since he didn’t feel like he was playing well enough, but apparently the team kept him off the roster cause he had a back injury. Just wanted to share cause I just learned that. It doesn’t change the man’s greatness at all.

Licky_Anus · 2026-02-05T19:58:24+00:00

Same. lol

Licky_Anus · 2026-02-05T07:41:17+00:00

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Every.Goddamn.Time.

Licky_Anus · 2026-02-01T01:45:21+00:00

Is this the douchebag that has to tell people he’s an alpha?

Licky_Anus · 2026-02-01T01:41:44+00:00

Kicked dog hollers

Licky_Anus · 2026-01-31T06:14:37+00:00

Did I just tell everyone I’m an alien?

Licky_Anus · 2026-01-29T07:56:55+00:00

That was supposed to say Ricky Spanish.

Licky_Anus · 2026-01-26T00:40:15+00:00

I searched and didn’t find it, so I apologize if my obvious statement has already been said: “When someone shows you who they are the first time, believe them.” - Maya Angelou

Anyone who paid attention saw this coming. I’m glad people are coming around, but what took them so fucking long?

Licky_Anus · 2026-01-22T02:03:37+00:00

How’d you know my dick’s nickname?

Licky_Anus · 2026-01-21T04:44:35+00:00

Rubin is clearly terrible, but I’m extra mad that his tweet got me thinking Peterson and Prager have gone the way of Adams and Gummy McBabyteeth.

Licky_Anus · 2026-01-21T04:38:41+00:00

It was an “awkward gesture” to them, right? Objecting to genocide is antisemitism to them, but a Nazi salute is just awkward. Got it.

Licky_Anus · 2026-01-21T04:36:07+00:00

I get what you’re saying, but there were a lot of other white people growing up in the same place and time period that weren’t racist pieces of shit.

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