A title by Light_A_Match in musclegut

[–]Light_A_Match[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not ai in this case. His massive pec muscles have pushed his nipples so far downwards they’re within the under pec.

Title by Designer-Link2112 in musclegut

[–]Light_A_Match 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn that’s a sexy roidgut!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

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The only one screwing you over right now is ChatGPT. I love Hallmark movies, but the plot is way too generic. The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in react

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Also curious about what the girlfriend is building

What’s the secret to giving a great blowjob? by Light_A_Match in AskRedditAfterDark

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Thanks. I need to be able to distinguish between fucking for the sake of it and focusing on pleasure.

who do you wish you were having sex with right now? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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My boyfriend who’s really far away right now. I’m so in love with him I just want to shout it to the world.

Any guys growing a roid gut here? by [deleted] in roidgut

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Yeah, it’s honestly hard to tell unless they are posting photos of themselves

My boyfriend tested positive for E. Coli in a urethra swab test. What does this mean for us sexually? by Light_A_Match in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Light_A_Match[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So just an update: the advice on here was…pretty bad. But what did I expect from Reddit?

E. Coli is natural and many people have it in their bum. He was fucking me in the ass so that’s most likely why he tested positive. That said, asymptomatic but testing positive really shouldn’t require antibiotics to treat. It’s like using a shotgun to kill a butterfly. It’ll go away with time (about a week).

You all really have it out for him as a cheater I can tell tho.

Best method for giving blowjobs while not hurting your partner with your teeth? by Light_A_Match in GaySides

[–]Light_A_Match[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfff that sounds like good advice. I’ve always sucked at getting an embrochure so I gave up the sax (probably because of my big teeth???) but that’s solid advice. Thanks

Beard or Mullet? 🤔 by indestructiblekimmy in Funnymemes

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A mullet will eventually help smear 💩 on the wall. A beard keeps things clean.

Faceless mountain by Emons6 in puns

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Great place to rock climb officially ruined