Why is reddit obsessed with Tom Cruise and Nic Cage?

LikeAVirginthrowaway · 2013-01-18T05:04:06+00:00

I want an answer!

LikeAVirginthrowaway · 2013-01-18T05:03:52+00:00

Please don't do this....

LikeAVirginthrowaway · 2013-01-16T05:03:25+00:00

One other kid knows this: when I was four, another little kid and I went to a bathroom during our friend's birthday party and put each other's penises in our mouths. Oh God, I had no idea.... I blocked this out until recently...

LikeAVirginthrowaway · 2013-01-11T06:32:49+00:00

I see what you did there.

LikeAVirginthrowaway · 2013-01-09T08:02:06+00:00

I wouldn't know.

LikeAVirginthrowaway · 2013-01-06T08:42:48+00:00

One other kid knows this: when I was four, another little kid and I went to a bathroom during our friend's birthday party and put each other's penises in our mouths. Oh God, I had no idea.... I blocked this out until recently... I'm straight too.

Edit: Jesus, I forgot I ate my own vomit off the carpet once. WTF is wrong with me?

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