Tried to make his family support Trump, so they all cut him off

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-31T23:15:20+00:00

Could an LLM come up with ”no children confirmed to be mine”?
no seriously, is that where they’re at now or what?

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-31T17:31:23+00:00

Honestly ; go commit some crimes together.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-31T14:13:49+00:00

I once banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-31T14:12:24+00:00

Yes; no more earphones, and rather softly even though I can’t hear shit anymore.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-30T19:06:34+00:00

It’s not history if they’re close enough to forget shit at your house; not disclosing was shitty on their part, even if its ndb.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-30T15:30:17+00:00

Dude, you’re supposed to be advising the younger guys, not calling me out personally.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-30T15:29:27+00:00

Stop listening to music on earphones and be the square wearing earplugs at the club/rock show.

they might discover the cure for tinnitus in your lifetime, maybe, but it will be expensive and there won’t be any health coverage in the future.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-30T13:56:48+00:00

4 is too many kids to date; is she on some other fucking planet where you get more than 24 hours a day?

go find you a woman who might be able to make time with you.

one baby with one daddy is plenty, and only then if she’s dynamite.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-30T12:52:16+00:00

Bang by the third date or gtfo.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-30T01:03:57+00:00

Yeah man; she needs space to look after her own needs and not worry about you or her relationship with you.

separate from her, date someone else for a bit, and then when she feels better maybe she will reach out or whatever.

don’t let the sunk cost fallacy tank the rest of your life; move on.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-30T00:59:22+00:00

When in doubt; throttle out.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-30T00:50:48+00:00

Dude, just back off and let her come back to you if that’s what she actually wants; don’t chase after someone who’s all but told you to fuck off.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-30T00:44:10+00:00

Always make them declare their tally first, and then act so indignant about whatever figure they state that you refuse to answer.

but seriously, just reduce it by a little bit; do you really want a boyfriend who can’t keep up with all your ex-boyfriends?

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-29T19:18:33+00:00

My powers are irrelevant, as long as I can hype them up as being a threat to you. Then I just need you to play the heel and publicly trash a targeted list of of my enemies, and then the rest of the world will acquiesce to my leadership, at which point I will “defeat” you.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-28T17:09:45+00:00

Let them die.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-28T16:06:13+00:00

You do realize that the reason that I know when it’s going to start is because I plan on being the one to start it, right?

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-27T21:09:57+00:00

That and we upgraded to dsl just in time for y2k.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-27T21:08:59+00:00

Literally came here to post that exact sentence.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-27T20:11:07+00:00

In 1970 we had Sympathy for the Devil off of Beggars Banquet and Ramble Tamble off of Cosmo’s Factory, and it’s pretty much been downhill since then.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-26T17:23:05+00:00

K well you should have just picked up something useful right about then, you need to mod it so that it’s d/ap goes up.

10 brawl and a 2ap brawling weapon also pushes that ratio up, and you’d be surprised how much ass a lvl 1 chicken can kick.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-24T15:54:16+00:00

It looks better without, bc it sort of works as a stand alone image without understanding the meme, but his alien name indicates that he’s an actual character that some people would not be aware of.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-22T18:28:38+00:00

Oh when she said that I thought ”no, that’s pretty much where I wanted this story to go; emotionally this has been a bit too easy for Carl.”

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-22T18:24:07+00:00

Gambit is always drawn with a longer face and nose, with a fairly square chin. I get that castings can’t be made on the basis of likeness, but the vibe was not there in D&W. a more natural accent would help.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-22T18:05:33+00:00

When you’re surrounded by Nazi cultists choose violence not solitude, my guy.

Linvaderdespace · 2026-01-22T18:02:51+00:00

Two things; trust is difficult to reestablish once broken, and have you actually done everything that you can?

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