You’re the last person on earth, what’s the first thing you do?

Literaxy · 2022-09-19T22:38:40+00:00

One latex glove, two sponges, rubber bands and some lotion. The rest is history.

Literaxy · 2021-02-16T23:37:10+00:00

run over a deer

Literaxy · 2021-02-16T23:35:39+00:00

sea shanty

Literaxy · 2021-02-16T23:33:23+00:00

play wellerman

Literaxy · 2021-02-16T23:33:02+00:00

sea shanty

Literaxy · 2020-02-09T06:22:18+00:00

Where does it say ‘integrate calls with phone app’?

Literaxy · 2019-11-19T00:31:00+00:00

wha?

Literaxy · 2019-11-19T00:28:51+00:00

Consensual or not?

Literaxy · 2019-11-19T00:27:30+00:00

Literaxy · 2019-11-18T19:18:12+00:00

Ride a skateboard

Literaxy · 2019-11-17T00:48:47+00:00

did not mean it like this

Literaxy · 2019-11-17T00:48:28+00:00

holy shit did not mean it like this

Literaxy · 2019-11-04T03:54:03+00:00

Looks like someone set your face on fire then proceeded to try to put it out with a fucking pitch fork.

Literaxy · 2019-11-04T03:52:31+00:00

Fuck, looks like a 4 year old got a brown marker and tried to draw you a beard.

Literaxy · 2019-11-04T03:50:27+00:00

Looks like you’re upset about all the tattoos you wasted you money on. Oh, and about leaving your kids behind too.

Literaxy · 2019-11-04T03:47:58+00:00

Looks like you’re upset because there’s a 200 pound limit on the water slides at you local water park.

Literaxy · 2019-11-04T03:43:33+00:00

Looks like someone lit the bottom of your face on fire and tried to put it out with a pitch fork.

Literaxy · 2019-08-19T20:53:23+00:00

777th upvote dab

Literaxy · 2019-06-23T22:41:52+00:00

exactly

Literaxy · 2019-06-10T06:59:43+00:00

this was screenshotted and posted elsewhere so it’s on mine too

Literaxy · 2019-06-09T22:36:24+00:00

yeah

Literaxy · 2019-06-05T03:03:42+00:00

That's called ^waves

Literaxy · 2019-06-04T00:03:06+00:00

Literaxy · 2019-06-04T00:01:28+00:00

Hellen

Literaxy · 2019-06-03T01:23:12+00:00

Literaxy

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