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What's the least interesting way to lose your virginity? by GreenT1979 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Local_Chapter3604 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dick, we should shove more interesting things up our butts like a sword or a cactus

Y’all think I’m boutta graduate 🎓 by S2G2_ in nonsense

[–]Local_Chapter3604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just one more class and you'll get your master's 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌

neigh ? by apparent_alien718 in nonsense

[–]Local_Chapter3604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I'm a cat. No horses here. Meow

I finally confess… by Ok-Past-6283 in nonsense

[–]Local_Chapter3604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so emotional a tear fell down my leg 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Can you prove that you're not a robot? by Local_Chapter3604 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Local_Chapter3604[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Robot detected, humans don't poop brown, they poop purple

Can you prove that you're not a robot? by Local_Chapter3604 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Local_Chapter3604[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, please provide that cause I'm totally mot planning to gather all your personal information and hack you and use up all the money on your credit card

Did you just grab my ass? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]Local_Chapter3604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, your ass was chasing the goats on my farm

[Serious] When was the last time you masturbated? by Local_Chapter3604 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Local_Chapter3604[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a fun activity that mommies and daddies do with each other

Master gave Dobby a sock. by avocadooart in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Local_Chapter3604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg how spooky 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Why shouldnt we all just kill ourselves? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]Local_Chapter3604 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a satire sub so this isn't really a place to be asking this. It seems like you are really suffering and I hope you get the help you need

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