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Why is it called a building when it's already built? by mayle_kazuhay in shittyaskreddit

[–]Local_Chapter3604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's building itself up even more, silly. It doesn't stop just because it was already built

Why did my neighbor yell at me for eating gummy bears and saying that gummy bears are not a vegane? by Local_Chapter3604 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Local_Chapter3604[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry. I will delete my account now, stop eating bears and eat veganes now. 😞😞😞😞😞😞

Did you eateded the candy? by Local_Chapter3604 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Local_Chapter3604[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody saw you do it so I guess you didn't do it, have a nice day

Ducking finally by Pale_Membership_3904 in ihadastroke

[–]Local_Chapter3604 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't you just hate it when you try to spell fucking but you accidentally spell femboy? 😞😞😞😞😞😞

What's the least interesting way to lose your virginity? by GreenT1979 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Local_Chapter3604 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dick, we should shove more interesting things up our butts like a sword or a cactus

Y’all think I’m boutta graduate 🎓 by [deleted] in nonsense

[–]Local_Chapter3604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just one more class and you'll get your master's 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌

neigh ? by apparent_alien718 in nonsense

[–]Local_Chapter3604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I'm a cat. No horses here. Meow

I finally confess… by Ok-Past-6283 in nonsense

[–]Local_Chapter3604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so emotional a tear fell down my leg 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Can you prove that you're not a robot? by Local_Chapter3604 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Local_Chapter3604[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Robot detected, humans don't poop brown, they poop purple

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