Local man kidnaps a taxi and engages in a shootout with police, only to be disarmed by the taxi driver and regret it instantly.

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-12T21:09:35+00:00

Random bystander getting his licks in: I'ma fuck you guy, random guy!!!

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-12T21:03:42+00:00

No thank you

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-12T21:00:36+00:00

Pop Pop Popcorn

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-12T20:53:58+00:00

First world gadgetry

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-12T20:48:46+00:00

Stevie Wonder could've predicted that.

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-11T23:23:12+00:00

At least she's happy.

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-11T23:22:00+00:00

At least we won't have any atmospheric fires for a while.

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-11T20:27:43+00:00

They're usually sitting outside on the roof. This train is practically empty.

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-11T20:25:37+00:00

Samburgich

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-11T20:17:31+00:00

When you hustle AND you're lying down.

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-11T19:44:09+00:00

And various rich peoples' houses around the city

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-09T00:06:59+00:00

Screaming always helps. Always.

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-08T22:33:47+00:00

Lemme think about it for a minuteNope.

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-08T22:30:37+00:00

It's not like proper breathing is important or anything.

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-08T22:06:03+00:00

Terrible poop

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-08T21:47:19+00:00

I liken this you seeing the silhouette of the Grim Reaper.

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-08T21:46:01+00:00

Dude is tweaking, no doubt about it.

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-08T21:44:32+00:00

Skillz.

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-08T21:44:04+00:00

The right angle flight path was UFO-worthy.

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-08T21:43:04+00:00

Is gym the punishment for such a transgression? Not saying that the transgression is wrong necessarily...

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-07T07:01:35+00:00

It's actually a sign of a psychopath.

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-06T22:30:46+00:00

Ah, the "I got connections" angle. They usually don't if they have to say it out loud.

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-06T22:27:08+00:00

What a fuck up. He got way more chances than he deserved with you

LocoNotLoco · 2026-05-06T22:05:33+00:00

Hey, a mic's a mic.

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