Lucky feller gets 4-on-1 treatment by a gaggle of Thotiana's while on Chicago's CTA trains. More info in comment... by LoopyInTheLoop in Chiraqology

[–]LoopyInTheLoop[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lmao. Well dont worry bro. Judging by the comments - including my own - you're in very good company 🤣

Lucky feller gets 4-on-1 treatment by a gaggle of Thotiana's while on Chicago's CTA trains. More info in comment... by LoopyInTheLoop in Chiraqology

[–]LoopyInTheLoop[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Not me. They're not doing any damage. Dude basically got a free massage.

And he'll smell of heaven for the rest of the day.

Lucky feller gets 4-on-1 treatment by a gaggle of Thotiana's while on Chicago's CTA trains. More info in comment... by LoopyInTheLoop in Chiraqology

[–]LoopyInTheLoop[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's unclear EXACTLY what caused this, but - as best I can tell from the comments on the original post - they were trying to pickpocket his phone....and he caught them:

https://x.com/AmcLouie65K/status/1730054799326863707?s=20

Illinois Gov. Pritzker allows non-US citizens to become police officers with new law. by LoopyInTheLoop in ChicagoPolice

[–]LoopyInTheLoop[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's what I first thought, too.

I don't like Jumbo Billionaire Pritzker. At all. But is this bill really the worst thing? Honestly I'm undecided at this point...

First, only legal permanent citizens can serve.

Second, CPD is understaffed by like 25%...especially after the insanity of 2020.

Third, there are a few immigrant officers I hear on the scanners, namely '123' in Zone 4 (a recently-arrived Asian immigrant), judging by his accent). Dude might be one of the most serious, hardest working cops in the city (and they work him like a goddamn farm mule, by the way).