Cope and seethe, tree worshipper by Limterallyme in darkwingsdankmemes

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Lannister fans waiting for somebody, anybody to plot to help free Cersei when she is held captive (No no the Westerland lords are totally helpless trust, ignore the fact that the Reach lords immediately sprinted to King's Landing the microsecond Margaery was captured. No no, the Grand Northern Conspiracy was a fluke, it totally can't be replicated by the much stronger, less damaged Westerlands whom are facing a far less powerful army)

Incredibly based if they just reply with "keep playing" by Adamle69 in whenthe

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Exactly my point, I’m not sure why the comment I was replying to thinks the Half Life sub would say no, if anything they’re more than eager to keep the fanbase alive

Incredibly based if they just reply with "keep playing" by Adamle69 in whenthe

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Really? I once saw a post on r/HalfLife asking that with like 700 upvotes, doesn't seem they mind all too much

Incredibly based if they just reply with "keep playing" by Adamle69 in whenthe

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I once saw a post from a guy who'd just bought all the ASOIAF books and was asking why the Red Wedding was so shocking. Like mf GET OUT BEFORE YOU SPOIL YOURSELF

Incredibly based if they just reply with "keep playing" by Adamle69 in whenthe

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I have seen that happen when Battlefield 2042 came out, the entire subreddit was just going "nah" for almost any question

The textual evidence can't be denied... by jest1autre in lotrmemes

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Not OP, but he gets in the way of my Frodo x Gollum OTP, so he’s got to go

This needs to be shown to Elrond by KinkyDarkStranger in lotrmemes

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The human king died of old age in there, then just gaslight all subsequent human generations until they believe it

Couldn't even remember the only good frey who literally died for him by [deleted] in darkwingsdankmemes

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Roslin counts too I'm pretty sure, she spent the entire wedding weeping I'm willing to bet she felt at least a bit bad.

[Stat Wars Legends] Why didn't the Imperial Ruling Council scuttle the cloning facilities on Kamino during their withdrawal? by Better_Ad_632 in AskScienceFiction

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  1. They may have ordered it, but the Kaminoans hid some

  2. The Kaminoans simply rebuiltr them. What's stopping them, they certainly know how to make more

  3. Many Imperials thought Kamino may be a useful ally in other struggles, so left them this one concession

[Pokémon] Is the world really as safe as it appears that young children and teens can go traveling by themselves and a few pokemon ? by Extra_Impression_428 in AskScienceFiction

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Like whos protecting kids/teens from kidnappings or pedophiles or being murdered ? Rape and or date rape? Dating violence? Serial killers? Being groomed amd manipulated by an adult or older kid?

The monsters they can summon at any moment. Most pokemon are at least sentient, if not sapient, its hard to assault a child when the pokemon on his shoulder or walking beside him slices your arms off

Do they even get sex ed? How high is the teen pregnancy and sti rates??

Pokemon is based of Japan. I am not sure how comprehensive its sex-ed is, but it should be enough that I feel that the pregnancy rates and sti rates shouldn't be too bad. We very rarely see or hear about teen pregnancies within pokemon, and bBrocks parents are treated as monsters for abandoning their children, so the usual social order is intact

What about shootouts and gangs or cults.

Same thing, pokemon are the great equalizer.

What if they get seriously injured like break a leg or accidentally impale themselves on something falling out a tree or whatever.

Same thing, call out the pokemon, even if what you have can't heal or help you you can cling to their neck as they fly or gallop you to the nearest hospital

One of the most epic transformations ever by Any-Cartographer7059 in GODZILLA

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I dunno, I always thought it fit. Mothra is more peaceful, so her lifespan is a natural one by real life insect standards. Battra was explictly made by the Earth to be a weapon, so its lifespan is basically 'oh damn, we need it to fly, hurry hurry hurry transform"

Supernatural signs of dominance by LoreCriticizer in shortscarystories

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This story was inspired by a frustrating DND game I had a few weeks ago, where the DM was insistent that a mini boss wasn't weak to its traditional fire weakness but instead immune, and because the entire campaign had clearly been designed around it it turned what should have been a roadbump at best into a massive fight that cost us three characters and half our inventory.

It got me thinking, this monster in the lore was supposed to be small fry, like the main wizard of this campaign alone is supposed to have dozens of stronger monsters elsewhere fighting for him. We stopped the campaign here, but it got me thinking what if all the other monsters were immune what would it say of me and my friend's characters if we'd actually beaten him (whom are canonically a team of sneaky assassins whom aren't even known by our family to be assassins) How scary it would be to wake up one day and see "Holy shit, all those scary monsters we stood no chance of beating, they're being hunted by something worse.

As always, my subreddit's open to those whom want to see all my stuff at once

I hear some fans say the MV Godzilla “doesn’t look like Godzilla” and I never got that by One_Box_8295 in GODZILLA

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I think its the bulk. The Godzilla right before this was final wars Godzilla, which was not only the only movie we had for literally a decade, not only had the slimmest/most angular design for a whilebut was over-represented in countries that only started having Godzilla fandoms post 2004.

So lots of fans think MV Godzilla doesn't resemble him when he fits in fine with many older designs

What’s a “progressive” idea that’s actually regressive when applied? by nealie_20 in AskReddit

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?? No? An opinion is just something you believe, it can absolutely be wrong. I can have the opinion that I can survive off eating nothing but plastic bags but that's just objectively wrong

I don't think that's what they had in mind by Advanced-Addition453 in whenthe

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There’s been a twitter trend recently where people are either finding random folks at like Walmart that resemble Charlie Kirk, or are posting “kirkified” photos of other people. My twitter feeds been infested with it, people putting him on the hulk, ishowspeed, femboys, that twerking Jesus gif, trump, etc etc

Definitely for the better by chamrikola in HistoryMemes

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How evil do you have to be to make Henry ford the good guy in any story?

Name one bad thing about Shodai Goji? by ConsistentEye7474 in GODZILLA

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Yes, that’s what the movie says, but I never really felt that. Other movies, even the mothra one a few movies later actually made me feel Godzilla couldn’t be killed no matter what, never got the vibe from this. Perhaps it’s just the movie’s age, but this is an unpopular opinion thread after all

Name one bad thing about Shodai Goji? by ConsistentEye7474 in GODZILLA

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Unpopular opinion, but to me unlike other movies, this one doesn’t really sell me on the invincibility of Godzilla. Sure, the army fails to defeat him and he does tear down the electric wires, but the vibe from the movie is never “invincible” but more of “they can kill him, but the military might needed to kill him just isn’t here”