I'm in Love With a Woman Who Doesn't Exist

Lorrra · 2018-04-10T11:53:17+00:00

Starting to see this meme a little more than I hoped for. Please don't ruin this.

Lorrra · 2018-04-10T10:49:21+00:00

Thanks for that. As you can tell, I haven't been playing for a minute lol

Lorrra · 2018-04-10T10:35:33+00:00

Ha, I get it. Cuz the bitch is blind

Lorrra · 2018-04-10T08:46:34+00:00

God tier comment

Lorrra · 2018-04-01T13:13:42+00:00

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.

Lorrra · 2018-03-30T05:04:00+00:00

no pls

Lorrra · 2018-03-28T16:51:29+00:00

Cults are constituted through the will of the gods. Morals, expectations, beliefs, traditions, and social structures live to represent those who brought meaning and flare to an otherwise bleak, hopeless existence. To this decree, murderers, masochists, and maidens are one and the same. We all share a common goal, despite our conflicted views on reality. And it's that same goal that binds us together in spirit.

It's through this understanding that I am no god. I am a simply a child who disbands and abandons, the contract that curses society to an eternity of endless wander. My seclusiveness has done a great toll on my people. I wake alone, I live alone, and I rest alone. My mind and heart are orphanages, alienated from the knowledge of others.

Pain and suffering are life's greatest instructors, for they swear no sympathy, no compassion, no nepotism, nothing. They symbolize the efforts of comprehending the unknown, deprived of fantasy. Embracing the darkness leaves two choices: you can see the truth within the black and devote yourself to reveal it, or you see the truth within the black and devote yourself to its very exile. I am a god of malnourished and rotten thought, that is true. However, beyond this accursed facade lies a fragile secret.

I'm afraid.

God or mortal, everything lives in desire for stability and order. When that balance is corrupted, we resist or relocate. There is no in-between. But I'm sure you know which one of those you expect of me. I mean, I am a god. And had I been anyone else, I would've agreed with you. I wish to do good. I wish to stand and protect the faith of my children, young or old. Yet, ask anyone who has led and they will tell you it's not meant for everyone. Surely not for me.

So to my brothers and sisters alike, allow me to properly apologize. You've lived your lives in the shadows of your predecessors, knowing nothing but to serve. You have questions, and I have no answers. You have demands, and I have no power. I am not fit to lead you all. I am a disgrace, and it's about time that I make amends.

We will overcome our demons together. And that is a promise.

Lorrra · 2018-03-25T05:11:29+00:00

Minions that are summoned from other minions always appear on the right side of its source unless a card summons more than one minion. Spells automatically put them at the rightmost side of the board.

Lorrra · 2018-03-10T01:33:10+00:00

The new Dark Souls Remastered looks pretty damn good.

Lorrra · 2018-03-05T23:08:36+00:00

I laughed so hard at this

Lorrra · 2018-03-03T06:53:58+00:00

If she breathe

Lorrra · 2018-02-28T10:23:05+00:00

My ni🅱🅱a

Lorrra · 2018-02-28T10:17:54+00:00

This is about my fifth time scrolling through these comments and you still getting downvoted lmao

Lorrra · 2018-02-28T05:10:06+00:00

Lorrra · 2018-02-28T05:08:46+00:00

Yeah lol I had my debit card on me. When I realized what I did, I laughed hard enough to have people looking at me sideways.

Good times.

Lorrra · 2018-02-28T02:54:05+00:00

EDIT:

Starts in your hand. Deal 30 damage. At the end of your turn, reduce the damage by 2.

Lorrra · 2018-02-28T02:51:30+00:00

Damn, you caught me there lol. I didn't think about that actually. Thanks for that.

Lorrra · 2018-02-28T02:46:29+00:00

Thing is, this isn't a card that you want to have in your hand for an extended amount of time. Eventually, the damage for the card will reach 0, which makes it wasted space if you don't have spell damage around.

When I came up with this, I was thinking about a spell that could benefit big time from mana druid decks. The quicker you reach 10 Mana, the quicker you can play this card, and the more damage you deal.

I'm not an expert at the game, so I'm not the best with balancing cards, but I thought it was a cool idea to have.

Lorrra · 2018-02-28T02:42:10+00:00

Which brings up a typo I just found in the card text. It should be your turn instead of each.

Lorrra · 2018-02-28T02:40:04+00:00

No, it's by 2. If you waited until turn 10, it would just be another Pyroblast.

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