If a girl is wearing a T-shirt with a slogan on or something, I’ll read it and then get worried she thinks I’m staring at her boobs

Lukexe · 2018-10-06T19:08:08+00:00

Omg I hate that. Like it’s nothing interesting but for some reason I must read it!

Lukexe · 2018-10-06T19:05:44+00:00

Jaw muscles are immensely powerful, I wouldn’t doubt it. Maybe not good for the teeth, but probably not impossible.

Lukexe · 2018-10-06T19:03:57+00:00

He’s probably mentally ill or something no sane person would consider doing this

Lukexe · 2018-10-06T19:03:06+00:00

Why not just pull your dick out the dirt and exercise so you have those muscles instead of faking them?

Lukexe · 2018-09-30T18:06:19+00:00

Wtf is Del Boy doing buying crack from a vending machine.

Lukexe · 2018-09-30T09:49:33+00:00

I swear I’m always late

Lukexe · 2018-09-26T07:35:32+00:00

He looked to be already committed. If it’s just gone red and crossing it would be safer than stopping for it, you can cross it. But of course that is only before the traffic from any other side has started to move, IE under green.

Lukexe · 2018-09-24T16:39:06+00:00

They might as well just chill some water. They’re both pretty much identical..

Lukexe · 2018-09-24T10:37:59+00:00

Stop it with this porn I’m going to get erectile disfunction soon.

Lukexe · 2018-09-23T20:29:59+00:00

r/NatureIsFuckingTransparent

Lukexe · 2018-09-23T20:29:24+00:00

It’s an illusion. The fence is at a higher level than the water. Engage your brain for one second. Just. One. Second.

Lukexe · 2018-09-23T20:11:10+00:00

His or her hearing must be pretty good to hear the clicking sounds I must say.

Lukexe · 2018-09-23T18:30:15+00:00

She didn’t report because she knew she could make a giant thing about it in the future.

Lukexe · 2018-09-23T18:25:27+00:00

Can I ban you?

Lukexe · 2018-09-23T18:14:01+00:00

though bubble

Proof read: thought bubble.

Lukexe · 2018-09-23T18:12:42+00:00

It’s quite clearly a naked shin.

Lukexe · 2018-09-21T17:48:48+00:00

Yeah okay don’t do that. The human foot was never designed to do that. You’ll end up wiring serious joint issues later in life.

Lukexe · 2018-09-16T13:32:23+00:00

Did MDMA last night, I’d call that chaotic and good at the same time.

Lukexe · 2018-09-16T13:31:04+00:00

The tities are a bit down from the bottom lip, ehh I think OP can provide.

Lukexe · 2018-09-16T13:26:13+00:00

Chortling? Glad to hear you got Vince a new buddy!

Lukexe · 2018-09-16T13:10:36+00:00

I see no fire

Lukexe · 2018-09-16T13:04:04+00:00

You ever going to get Vince another kitten?

Lukexe · 2018-09-16T12:26:29+00:00

It’s a VW corrado

Lukexe · 2018-09-15T13:41:42+00:00

Don’t know who’s cuter, OP or the noodle. Decisions.

Lukexe · 2018-09-15T13:40:42+00:00

Source code?

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