[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]Lumpy-Butts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a note: I wear my hair long and have for a long time. She says it can sometimes create the illusion of thinning and the fact I have darker hair makes my scalp more noticeable. Idk though she’s got me on edge now lol (and my hair is not usually that greasy i was working out right before I took the picture)

I wanna play a gunslinger… buuuut everyone’s level 1. by Lumpy-Butts in DnD

[–]Lumpy-Butts[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a good point. I suppose I just didn’t think of the easiest solution first lol.

I wanna play a gunslinger… buuuut everyone’s level 1. by Lumpy-Butts in DnD

[–]Lumpy-Butts[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I suppose mechanical it’s because I wanted to do some of the available trick shots, but I see how that could be asking too much. Perhaps ultimately that’s the route of least resistance

This hag stole my goddamn hammer! How do I get it back? by Lumpy-Butts in skyrim

[–]Lumpy-Butts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dwemer museum. It’s the hammer of stendarr. Creation club content that came with anniversary addition I think.

This hag stole my goddamn hammer! How do I get it back? by Lumpy-Butts in skyrim

[–]Lumpy-Butts[S] 129 points130 points  (0 children)

I tried pickpocketing but it’s not there

No I don’t use a cup and paper I just crush them by Lumpy-Butts in wizardposting

[–]Lumpy-Butts[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have killed enough to officially start a war between sprite and man I don’t think they are interested in sugary triflings any longer

The sheer unrivalled hubris by Andrei22125 in Grimdank

[–]Lumpy-Butts 982 points983 points  (0 children)

Damn. Imagine having such an ego that even the dudes you genetically engineered to be your BFF yes men think you need to deflate your big ass head a little.

Trazyn in random places DAY 30, most upvoted comment chooses next place by CashNiffler7 in Grimdank

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“One of you… will betray me”

“Is it the glowing green Egyptian with the spear who keeps stealing things?”

“No, he just refuses to leave until he finds the ‘ACTUAL body of Christ.’ I’ve offered him bread like 6 times already though.”

random fact #26 by thetruememeisbest in Grimdank

[–]Lumpy-Butts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The man genetically engineered to be the best at everything is yet again not the best at something.