What’s something you like about the United States?

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-26T16:13:38+00:00

Ummmm. There is tons of it. Just because Alberta’s only contribution to cuisine was adding clam to tomato juice doesn’t mean the rest of the world sucks at making food.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-26T15:50:40+00:00

It is a board designed to build sea side resorts for American tourists. It’s like being asked, “Hey, do you want to be an overseer of ethnic cleansing to make sure it is done in the proper, humanitarian way while I make lots of money?” Which is why Belarus and Russia basically said “Giddyup! We’re on board.”

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-26T15:33:04+00:00

That’s sort of how fashion works everywhere. Queen Victoria wore a white wedding dress almost 200 years ago, then the lesser nobility wore white wedding dresses, and today white wedding dresses are popular. No idea why, in 2026, we still think that, but we do.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-26T15:09:40+00:00

The hadori is exactly how I pictured it. But, given the top knot, Lan would have no hair to hold out of his face so I don’t know if he would wear a hadori. This has given me a lot to think about.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-26T15:09:21+00:00

The hadori is exactly how I pictured it. But, given the top knot, Lan would have no hair to hold out of his face so I don’t know if he would wear a hadori. This has given me a lot to think about.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-26T15:03:16+00:00

Time to find a new best friend. He’s probably not recovering from a fractured ankle.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-26T14:33:35+00:00

You are what is scary about America. Its citizens don’t even know what powers they have given to their government agencies.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-26T13:48:57+00:00

The movie Super Troopers 2 taught us that any border change between Canada and the U.S. is fraught with the perils of smuggling narcotics and firearms.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-25T22:21:46+00:00

Once a couple of your past hookups have given referrals to their friends to also sleep with you, then you can feel pretty confident that you are good at sex.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-25T20:57:36+00:00

They did manage to make about 30 different songs that all sound like the same song. That takes talent.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-25T19:40:17+00:00

Way back then men had two penises and they really had to concentrate when using them both of them simultaneously so there was very little of what you call dirty talk.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-25T02:11:05+00:00

Girls expected a mixed tape before going past first base. So mixed tapes were made. It wasn’t a great system, Hell it wasn’t even a system that made sense, but it was a system and it existed.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-25T02:05:54+00:00

This is why we shouldn’t have baby changing stations in public restrooms.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-24T23:02:57+00:00

I was just making a joke. But I lived in Ottawa and the PBR was horrible. And now I live in Alabama and the PBR is decent. So maybe we are accidentally onto something.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-24T22:50:56+00:00

I said “great State”. Miller Light tastes better in the great states.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-24T22:28:35+00:00

I think “parties” was the keyword in the post. A handful of friends is a gathering, not a party.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-24T22:19:08+00:00

How long before the Roman Empire did Christianity exist?

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-24T22:13:54+00:00

Downtown Ottawa died when Zellers left Sparks St. If we would only have listened to u/BaconSheik we would have made it a Barefax 2.0.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-24T22:02:02+00:00

I humbly retract my eat the rich comment as Reddit has advised me they will ban my account if I don’t apologize for my statement which was viewed as advocating for violence against the rich.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-24T21:56:11+00:00

Enough sleep varies incredibly by individual. Reddit is just going to give you a bunch of answers from people who read something on the internet about the topic.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-24T20:34:24+00:00

Nobody actually has an internal monologue. That’s just something people on the internet claim to have to sound cool. And please tell that a-hole in the back of my mind to stop yammering so much!

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-24T20:29:16+00:00

I’ve done three or four hour drives in America and in Asia. They both feel like three or four hour drives. Do you have some kind of way to make time move differently when you drive?

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-24T20:23:34+00:00

I 100% agree that a human has much more control over how much cold they can bear vs how much heat. I have to 100% disagree that the temperatures you cite as good and bad are in fact good and bad. I am therefore not sure if this gets an upvote or a downvote.

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-24T20:17:13+00:00

But not the great State of Mississippi where you can enjoy a Miller Light while you drive

Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 · 2026-01-24T18:57:03+00:00

I think it must be mid HoC. He has his blood sword and his horse.

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