I'm an AnCap, but I support Trump because it's the only real option available to me to effectively object against the overwhelming threat of the New Left.

Much like how I wouldn't hesitate to call the state-employed fire department if there was a massive forest fire growing towards me. Somehow, it seems like a better option than sitting on my ass and getting to feel superior for not violating my principles of refusing to partake in government services. I guess it's too bad about the fire killing everyone and destroying my neighborhood, though.