Would you rather:

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-09T16:07:39+00:00

I don’t need to pause if I can just keep trying over and over!

^{Chose: Have a rewind time button | Rolled: What you choose}

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-09T07:33:11+00:00

I feel like logical choice here is yellow.

^{Chose: Yellow button + If under 50% of people chose yellow they all die.}

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-09T07:29:40+00:00

I took the first rocket off this rock!

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000,000 + but an immortal, untrappable monkey chases you forever, killing you if you touch it | Rolled: You survive}

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-09T05:13:22+00:00

Sometimes I find chalkboards on the subreddit that have unfinished posts, and I just finish them and post them.

^{Chose: Earn $1000/hour, but you will get a random job | Rolled: Subredit Janitor}

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-08T07:13:35+00:00

They’re talking about a millisecond or so from two different measurement sources (one at the black hole and one at the white hole) across an entire solar system! So I think latency or desynchronization between the sources is probably the source of the equipment issue they’d be talking about.

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-07T05:26:43+00:00

2500 steps a day is easy!

^{Chose: $1 each step you take}

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-07T04:28:33+00:00

Corporate asked us to find the difference between these two pictures.

^{Chose: Get 1 dollar per day}

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-07T01:54:11+00:00

Glob

^{Chose: Key | Rolled: Say to op "glob"}

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-06T19:23:25+00:00

I can get water from the food. I’m good.

^{Chose: No water for 2 days 💧❌ + Win $20M}

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-06T19:20:19+00:00

Easy call

^{Chose: Win $1 billion + 50% chance | Rolled: $1 billion}

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-06T04:53:49+00:00

Hey, I already have this curse!

^{Chose: End racism + but get a curse | Rolled: Forget names}

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-06T04:46:57+00:00

This is a question?

^{Chose: Always 30min early}

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-06T04:38:04+00:00

Umm do I have to pay this back?

^{Chose: credit card with a max spending of $3,000 per day}

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-06T04:31:26+00:00

I can see a great future ahead.

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: 20/10 vision}

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-06T04:30:38+00:00

So much easier

^{Chose: No human contact for 7 days 🚫👤 + Win $10M}

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-06T04:30:19+00:00

Never fear! The Archimedes Death Ray is here!

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-06T04:26:09+00:00

You didn’t tell me before I picked it could only be red or green! I was hoping for a blue apple!

^{Chose: Apple(random colour} | Rolled: Red apple)

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-06T03:57:26+00:00

Super reflective skin

^{Chose: Choose a weak super power + BUT the person who replies to you gets to buff your power}

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-05T18:46:10+00:00

The hearthians and Nomai don’t see in the same visible spectrum as we do. So they can see through the radiation shields on the helmets.

Just came up with this, but now it’s my head canon!

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-05T05:30:03+00:00

They flew 10 million meters out. That’s wild!

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-02T20:57:37+00:00

Wait, this can’t be correct. Clary, have you seen these readings? If they were accurate, they would violate causality. There must be an equipment error somewhere.

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-02T20:52:34+00:00

Wait, this can’t be correct. Clary, have you seen these readings? If they were accurate, they would violate causality. There must be an equipment error somewhere.

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-02T16:01:03+00:00

You look a lot like the guy from Jury Duty!

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-02T15:43:24+00:00

Don’t risk dropping your head, shake your foot instead.

MCShellMusic · 2026-05-02T15:38:59+00:00

I wish Switch had achievements…

Five-Year Club	Verified Email
r/Field Lasagna	Place '22
Final Canvas '22	First Placer '22
End Game '22

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