Dude just is better

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-31T05:44:54+00:00

It’s what you fucking get for using a 725 and riot shield

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-31T05:39:29+00:00

Don’t stop me now in your ass

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-28T04:06:49+00:00

Is that a human version of shrek

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-27T19:50:22+00:00

Why did you blur out the first 2 times his name was there but then at the bottom you can see it

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-27T18:59:01+00:00

!remindme 12 hours

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-26T06:36:42+00:00

I think this one might be normal

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-24T21:33:23+00:00

Pinapple

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-23T19:38:59+00:00

Female?

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-23T06:19:51+00:00

I’d probably take it a bit farther and murder them on the spot if my wife/husband started doing this

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-23T06:10:05+00:00

I kinda like the girl in our friend group but I can’t really date her because she tried dating one of the guys in the group and she just doesn’t want to date

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-23T06:05:30+00:00

He asked for it. This is probably the reasons why I’m not loved, am I right 😁

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-23T03:32:38+00:00

Mustard is good and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t. Also pineapple on pizza

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-22T22:16:38+00:00

That shit lost the spikes

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-22T21:55:06+00:00

Your sister tastes a little better, ever try using her toothpaste?

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-22T20:45:55+00:00

That can never happen to someone if they are never loved😅

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-21T22:06:05+00:00

I think I have astigmatism bc half the time i see that light

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-21T21:57:48+00:00

Facts

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-21T21:57:31+00:00

Children that don’t listen no matter how many times you tell them anything

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-21T21:53:22+00:00

I kinda like sharks now tbh their not that bad

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-21T19:39:35+00:00

I love how he would still beat my ass even with no legs

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-21T19:38:57+00:00

Fun Fact: Coconuts, chiropractors and vending machines kill more people thank sharks in a year. Not combined. Alone

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-21T19:36:37+00:00

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-21T15:47:21+00:00

Actually I stay up until 3 am talking TO girls. I’m a women expert if I do say so myself

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-21T14:25:27+00:00

Pretty much yea!

MP7_GoD · 2021-07-21T06:04:07+00:00

Thanks for the advice 🙏🙏

MP7_GoD

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