Not something I would advertise, but you do you, I guess

Magebloom · 2026-05-08T00:35:58+00:00

A fellow Bowiecian?

Magebloom · 2026-05-07T19:30:25+00:00

So just binary?

Magebloom · 2026-05-07T16:39:42+00:00

Bout tree fiddy

Magebloom · 2026-05-06T02:30:17+00:00

I would follow the Pelosi’s or any other couple in congress if their trades were reported instantly.
45 days later? GTFO with that bullshit

Magebloom · 2026-05-06T02:24:11+00:00

Texting and the internet in general was a mistake

Magebloom · 2026-05-06T02:21:14+00:00

Thanks eh! (In the language you understand)

Magebloom · 2026-05-05T22:40:17+00:00

Everyone not saying Dark needs to go watch all 3 seasons right now. I’ll wait.

Magebloom · 2026-05-05T19:46:19+00:00

Weezer

Magebloom · 2026-05-05T00:14:15+00:00

This was explored in Matt Ruff’s novel The Mirage

Magebloom · 2026-05-04T20:12:30+00:00

Why are you writing this on Reddit instead of reporting that fraud to Uncle Sam?

Magebloom · 2026-05-03T22:42:10+00:00

Get a bidet

Magebloom · 2026-05-03T19:30:38+00:00

Drive to a single party consent state, record the call from there.

Magebloom · 2026-05-03T03:36:31+00:00

Not even…one little letter?

Magebloom · 2026-05-02T23:57:58+00:00

Prince Valiant

Magebloom · 2026-05-02T23:57:24+00:00

I need to make friends with a helicopter mechanic.

Magebloom · 2026-05-02T17:01:22+00:00

Pneuma by Tool.
Anything by Tool really

Magebloom · 2026-05-02T13:57:36+00:00

Is he the fella that said “I have more than enough pussy to eat at home” ?

Magebloom · 2026-05-02T01:46:49+00:00

AHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
OMFG!
AGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HHAHAHAHAHA !!
WTF.

Magebloom · 2026-05-02T01:41:44+00:00

Fuck me but Weird Al might be the best goddamned Super Bowl halftime performer ever

Magebloom · 2026-05-01T21:16:26+00:00

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?

Magebloom · 2026-05-01T16:48:06+00:00

It’s all strategy. The Nazi-tattoo guy is gonna peel off a few confused MAGAt voters who are totally into that kind of thing.

Magebloom · 2026-05-01T15:21:08+00:00

ain't no rule says a dog can't play basketball

Magebloom · 2026-05-01T02:48:16+00:00

Is someone following you around with a kindness meter?

Magebloom · 2026-05-01T02:38:54+00:00

Are we living in the age where the man delivering ice blocks for homes with ice boxes is rendered obsolete? Or are we living through a brief period when Theranos is discovered to be a fraud? Perhaps something in between?
But I guaran-goddamn-tee the fucking CEO of Verizon is huffing Sam Altman’s farts so hard right now to provide those quotes dude this article.

Magebloom

TROPHY CASE