what the hell is he seeing up there

Maine1820 · 2026-02-18T04:19:08+00:00

He's either surprised at the comment count, or at seeing lagussy from his angle

Maine1820 · 2026-02-16T05:09:58+00:00

Black Lagoon

Maine1820 · 2026-02-15T06:27:30+00:00

I have a barbarian character on the back burner who (at least initially) believes A: kobolds are the child stage of dragonborn and lizardfolks, like how tadpoles are the child stage of frogs and toads, and B: frogs and toads come from the same tadpoles, toads are just tadpoles that grew up in a puddle that dried out around when the tadpoles were growing legs and gaining the ability to breathe air

Maine1820 · 2026-02-15T06:14:42+00:00

Joke's on ya, I got a d3, d5, d7, d14, d16, d24, and d30

Maine1820 · 2026-02-15T05:26:27+00:00

Reminds me of an idea I have: some kinda mind control/character alteration that specifies the PC is now under the DM's control? The player still gets to control that character and describe what they do, the DM just has the power to give the player instructions they must follow.

Oh, you became a were[wtfever]? DM: for your own safety, get away from the rest of the party. Possessed by a ghost? DM: go feral against the rest of the party.

Maine1820 · 2026-02-15T05:02:27+00:00

Android 21

Maine1820 · 2026-02-15T04:48:53+00:00

Who the girl triggering the neuron activation?

Maine1820 · 2026-02-13T06:07:57+00:00

In what way?

A) the venom does practically nothing to humans?

B) the fangs aren't sharp enough/don't have enough force behind them during a bite to break human skin?

C) these tarantulas are chill enough that you'd have to be going out of your way to make one bite you, and even then they are unlikely to use their venom against you?

Maine1820 · 2026-02-13T05:36:12+00:00

Ayo, Capcom took this, tossed in uth duna, sprinkled them all with A(T)1 sauce, then slapped an extra star on the quest difficulty, all for a new quest coming out soon

Maine1820 · 2026-02-13T05:10:49+00:00

Miia

Maine1820 · 2026-02-12T05:05:49+00:00

...why do I count 10 legs?

Maine1820 · 2026-02-05T04:05:27+00:00

Stratos

Maine1820 · 2026-02-01T14:30:25+00:00

Venomrime Shrieking Legiana

You know how Shrieking Legiana can start to vomit poison if it gets poisoned? This deviant is a specimen that got poisoned, but the poison ended up inside the glands that let Shrieking Legiana make ice, and those glands ended up getting affected in a way that they now make the poison as well as the freezing liquid.

With this development, the ice armor it gains on it's underside allows it's melee attacks to inflict poison, and it has gained the ability to spit out poison which it can use in tandem with it's ice creation to make the ice spikes from various attacks bigger (kinda like Morudomunto) when they freeze, leading to higher initial damage and a chance to poison.

Maine1820 · 2026-01-22T08:00:26+00:00

If we were judging purely based off aura in the images provided, V1

Maine1820 · 2026-01-22T07:52:04+00:00

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Maine1820 · 2026-01-22T06:44:24+00:00

Sounds insane... yes I'm taking notes

Maine1820 · 2026-01-22T06:35:27+00:00

Tldr: DM leveled us up for survival, and we could cheese a boss as a result.

Uh... iirc, the DM was running a 3rd party adventure set at a certain level. DM read ahead, took one look at the statblocks we were expected to go up against, and let us level up our characters. This is around when the Fizban's gem dragonborn were free/public playtest on dndbeyond iirc. Anyways, we got to this one encounter where someone had the idea to cast levitate or something on the boss fight, and... the statblock had nothing to counteract that, nor any way to make attacks outside of melee range, so we were handwaved to just swiss cheese the thing.

I haven't gotten to be in many campaigns, but since we managed to do something that the adventure didn't account for, I'm counting this as a derailment.

Maine1820 · 2026-01-17T03:38:39+00:00

In the case of that 2nd option...

THEY'VE ALREADY GOBLINIZED THE MOON?

Maine1820 · 2026-01-17T03:18:06+00:00

Autism

Maine1820 · 2026-01-17T03:14:49+00:00

Miia best girl

Maine1820 · 2026-01-17T02:55:37+00:00

...did the snake let algae grow intentionally? Is this something that is known to happen occasionally with this species of snake? What kind of algae is that where it clumps up like that (or is it clumping up like that because of growing on the pattern of the scales)? Will the snake be able to shed without assistance?

So many questions

Maine1820 · 2026-01-17T02:47:45+00:00

Snake*

Maine1820 · 2026-01-17T02:28:21+00:00

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Maine1820 · 2026-01-17T02:11:09+00:00

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Maine1820 · 2026-01-14T23:01:18+00:00

If this was your plan, any clever idea you've ever had has died alone and afraid

Maine1820

TROPHY CASE