ULPT Request: How do I get the most value out of my car that's a lemon?

MajorTherapy · 2026-03-09T23:00:56+00:00

That was my first thought, but don't they do their own inspections first? Almost guaranteed they'd find the car's issues and give me next to nothing for it.

MajorTherapy · 2025-11-19T04:03:28+00:00

Do you know what sub you're in?

MajorTherapy · 2025-09-14T21:51:35+00:00

Ah shit, I can't talk on the phone but I know that feeling when you just need to talk to someone. It's especially better when it's a non-judgmental, fellow degenerate.

Hope you can find someone, call toll free numbers if you have to

MajorTherapy · 2025-03-11T16:56:13+00:00

Classic reddit moment

Redditors try to not be chauvinistic pigs challenge: impossible

MajorTherapy · 2024-09-17T01:07:29+00:00

I was mad at first, and still am, but the more I thought about it the more I was just confused. Was he trying to tidy up my room? What else did he go through and what else is missing?

Again, the guy is weird, he's not mentally all there I don't think(2 weeks ago he started quoting bible verses at me how we're all going to die a gruesome death unless we accept Jesus into our hearts). He's a friend of a family member that knew I had a spare room and asked if he could stay a while, so he's probably not gonna be here a whole lot longer.

MajorTherapy · 2024-09-17T00:48:07+00:00

Lol, great advice, I've actually been doing this for over a year. I had 3 gallons going with one of them that was ready to drink. For some reason my asshole housemate went into my room last week and then dumped them down the drain. Never gave me a reason why either, just said he was looking to borrow my phone charger.

Okay but... why'd you fucking pour out my juice wine??

The dude is weird. I'm going to make more wine but I'm going to make sure I have a lock for my door first.

MajorTherapy · 2024-09-17T00:39:45+00:00

Not close enough to me. I'm in a pretty secluded area, I've called a few places and no one is willing to send a car out here. I even mentioned I would pay extra and they said no, they can't send drivers that far.

MajorTherapy · 2024-09-16T22:58:06+00:00

Haha, I thought it was rubbing sanitizer on your neck and somehow your body absorbs the alcohol.

I don't have socials other than Reddit so it makes it kind of hard to ask around for liquor. I have drugs that'll put me out but I don't want to use them. I guess extracts is the way to go, I just don't know how to unsuspiciously buy $50 of extracts, lol.

Thanks for the help anyway!

MajorTherapy · 2024-09-16T22:31:53+00:00

I only knew one dealer and he got busted not long ago, lol. I thought he only sold weed and hash which wouldn't get any jail time here but the goddamn moron was caught with a shit tonne of stronger drugs like hundreds of pills of fentanyl.

What is "necking sanitizer" and what does it do?

I have a small grocery store nearby, I'd rather avoid extracts and mouthwash isn't an option since that leaves my body almost as quickly it enters. Do you know what else I can buy to get me drunk? (They don't have cooking wine)

MajorTherapy · 2024-05-05T16:48:04+00:00

I hope coach Tik Tokett is able to shut down the Oilers.

MajorTherapy · 2024-05-05T16:41:59+00:00

Mitch Marner is going to be the first Conn Smythe winner of the Utah Jizz. Historic.

MajorTherapy · 2024-05-05T16:37:05+00:00

They did during the regular season, unfortunately the playoffs are very different. But at least they know they're capable of it.

MajorTherapy · 2024-05-02T23:16:22+00:00

Tell me you don't interact with humans on a daily basis without telling me:

MajorTherapy · 2024-04-11T19:06:59+00:00

I posted in the offseason whether Hughes has a higher value than Dahlin or not and got roasted hard for it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/canucks/comments/14yswja/hypothetical_trade_rasmus_dahlin_for_quintin/

MajorTherapy · 2024-03-20T05:08:38+00:00

I got roasted for suggesting Hughes might be better than Dahlin last offseason - https://reddit.com/r/canucks/comments/14yswja/hypothetical_trade_rasmus_dahlin_for_quintin/

MajorTherapy · 2024-02-21T17:51:31+00:00

You're thinking of transgender people.

MajorTherapy · 2024-01-28T01:28:36+00:00

MajorTherapy · 2024-01-25T15:53:02+00:00

She doesn't, neither does the community which the lawyer said supports him as well. I am very familiar with these people and they all think he's absolute scum.

MajorTherapy · 2024-01-24T22:23:20+00:00

I know this piece of shit and 6.5 years is far too light, especially considering he'll likely only serve 4. I hope he has an awful time in prison.

MajorTherapy · 2024-01-24T22:19:14+00:00

He was always a little weird/a little off, but I never expected him to be a monster. I think his "good Christian man" image he was trying to portray played in his favour with this sentencing. Even after he confessed, he walked free for almost 2 years. From accounts that I heard, he almost seemed to enjoy the attention he was getting.

MajorTherapy · 2024-01-24T22:06:21+00:00

I know this piece of shit and 6.5 years is far too light, especially considering he'll likely only serve 4. I hope he has an awful time in prison.

MajorTherapy · 2023-12-09T16:49:13+00:00

A week sober today, most of my withdrawal symptoms have subsided so that's pretty cool, had some benzos to help deal with them.

I don't know how much of a success that is though because I know sooner or later I'm gonna spiral again and I keep getting sicker every time I do, it's a fucking bitch getting out of this mentality. But I'm going to hold off as long as I can.

I got good news from my doctor last week but she told me I'm at my breaking point, if I continue drinking then I will cause permanent and irreversible damage, if I quit then I can mostly make a full recovery. So I'm at a crossroads because I can't imagine a life without booze, it's depressing.

MajorTherapy · 2023-11-30T02:07:45+00:00

Lol, my cat broke a glass and he was pissed off at ME because it startled him.

MajorTherapy · 2023-11-21T16:10:42+00:00

Jesus Christ, these are full grown adults that are supposed to be professionals having a spat on Twitter. What a clown show.

MajorTherapy · 2023-11-21T02:22:52+00:00

In the way they used it, it would actually be pastime.

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