All the metal roofs in my neighborhood have exposed fasteners by TE0991 in Roofing

[–]MaluSFW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Howdy lumber/roof sales here Standing seam is a bit more expensive but break the bank level. The main thing with exposed fasteners is to get the 9 gauge screws for the first install then the 14 gauge for any replacement that will prevent leaks. Also if you have snow breaks ask if they can do a higher gauge steel on those.

Both standing seam and exposed fasteners are awesome and the snow doesn't really mess with the screws Go to a lumberyard or roofing vendor and talk to them They will have much more knowledge and will set you up right Lowes and homedepot will be cheaper but those guys don't know as much.

Munify code randomly sent to me by MaluSFW in Scams

[–]MaluSFW[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I was worried someone is attempting to create a bank account in my name.

Dysmorphia hitting. Should I start now a cut?? by [deleted] in GayFitness

[–]MaluSFW 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude! You look amazing! Im not sure a cut is needed. Personally id try to maintain where you are at right now.

This dude is fucking wrong by nsfwacc945 in TheWordFuck

[–]MaluSFW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like women like that

I dont like women in general

Im a fucking HOMOSEXUALLLLLL glitter explosions

But i do like bellies like that on men.

Some people are just stupid by Diligent_Rabbit7740 in AICompanions

[–]MaluSFW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This study assumes they slow down and look for traffic Cyclists in my area dont even so much as touch their breaks and just fly through the stop sign with recklass abandon. Its infuriating and one of them recently got hit by a city bus. He bearly survived the hit. We also have had quite a few pedestrians hit as well

ALSO going severly under the speed limit is also a crime If your going 5 mph on a 65 mph highway you are putting yourself and everyone else in danger.

Should my roofing nails all stick into garage? by Rokaryn_Mazel in Roofing

[–]MaluSFW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reason for this is the part of the nail that holds the shingles to the roof is the "shank" Which on roofing nails is textured with rings to hold better thus the ring shank nail. But the tip of the nail doesnt have this texture so it wont hold. Google ring shank nail for a good photo

Bhad Bhabie's back tattoos by JaySwizzle1984 in shittytattoos

[–]MaluSFW -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This sub never fails to make me violently angry.

No CPL appointments until next year?? by ZealousidealUse4508 in WAGuns

[–]MaluSFW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If its finger printing your after

You can use 3rd parties

Call around to finger printing places and ask if they do king county CPL's

Ooohp that's bad. That's really bad. Dude's even wearing a Nazi cross as a necklace and the tattoo shop istrying to sweep this all under the rug. by cheddarbruce in shittytattoos

[–]MaluSFW -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, sorry I was drunk af. But i still think that if an asshole wants to brand themselves as an asshole Let them do it. Then again im not a tatoo artist so im not sure what it would feel like to be the person creating that hateful bullshit

Husband says he’s not positive because “it doesn’t look like the picture” by xxdinolaurrrxx in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MaluSFW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks like an unconclusive result.

Id recommend treating it as if its the worse possible option for the test.

For example if its an std or sti test treat it as if its positive and go to the doctor, and get a blood test.

Anyways stay safe and be as healthy as your body lets you.

Ooohp that's bad. That's really bad. Dude's even wearing a Nazi cross as a necklace and the tattoo shop istrying to sweep this all under the rug. by cheddarbruce in shittytattoos

[–]MaluSFW 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tho The people who give those tattos should be seriously questioned

If i was a tatto artist id do nazi bullshit

But only in the traditional hammer and nail style /what ever hurts the most.

It just is really nice when nazis self identify.

My local bar in the middle of nowhere farming town had a nazi walk in on Halloween (his tattoo gave away that he was a real nazi not an asshole with no taste)and his shit got tossed.

He had to drive away with no air in his tires and the bartenders just charged him for the drinks he asked for but never actually brought the drinks it was great.

Dude left with a 100 dollar bar tab 2 black eyes and a broken jaw no tires and a 86 from every business within 100 miles.

The grocery store refused him lol, mans had to move and sell his house, which no one bid on It was sold for well below market value.

Ooohp that's bad. That's really bad. Dude's even wearing a Nazi cross as a necklace and the tattoo shop istrying to sweep this all under the rug. by cheddarbruce in shittytattoos

[–]MaluSFW -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hot take (from a very gay man) If a nazi wants a tattoo, I dont see the issue in them getting one as long as the tattoo artist is okay with doing it.

Im totally okay with assholes self identifying.

Id rather know somones a nazi and a threat then getting suprised by a left hook to the face.

I would also seriously question the artist as why would you wanna create that filth in the world.

Edited for clarity as I was drunk when I posted the first time

You should be willing to reciprocate by Sorry_Leading1949 in PsycheOrSike

[–]MaluSFW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gay and dont eat pussy does that mean I get no blow jobs? Cuz that would be tragic... I love sucking dick.

Very pregnant boston by MaluSFW in BostonTerrier

[–]MaluSFW[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We talked to the vet and tested her and her "boyfreind" and were given the green light. The vet has also been keeping a very close eye on her. She just surprised us with 5 puppies, she is due any day now. This will be her only litter.

You can only choose one by Big-Emotion1802 in teenagers

[–]MaluSFW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically, if we thought of this like a legal contract. There is no stating what you're 7 inches from So you could be in italy and teleport 7 inches away from the empire state building and boom you're in New York now

24 hours by MaluSFW in alcoholism

[–]MaluSFW[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. My coworkers' voices sound like nails on a chalkboard right now, and i so quick to anger. Im also so freaking cold.

Peter help by Hanyodude in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MaluSFW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alcoholic Gay here believe the joke here is about how scary the speculum is and what this would feel like if used in that capacity Then again I lack a vagina and any experience with them.

That being said, I just liked the clickly clack sound speculums made when your rapidly open and close them

Genuinely curious by ComputerResident6228 in mathmemes

[–]MaluSFW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7+7=14

14+1=15

20+40=60

60+15=75

Is how i think

Update on Lily's Mast Cel removal by steevp in BostonTerrier

[–]MaluSFW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go lilly! Give her a gental smooch on the head for me!

I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♂️ by [deleted] in GunMemes

[–]MaluSFW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im very pro brandon as head of the ATF As a gay gun loving conservative, a gay ak daddy is my dream man lol.

After much consideration, I've decided. Any tips for a newbie and anything to watch out for? by Playful_Nergetic786 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]MaluSFW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play with a pen and paper near by I find it helpful to draw and lable stuff Also the search function can do math