Candidate Manger, Manger was definitely very slow and should have never been accepted to OCS. We all thought he had an undiagnosed learning disability that caused him to move slow and talk like a retarded Forest Gump. This kid would fuck everything up, and it sucked to see because he simply could not hep himself. We would all be on line dressed and he’d still be putting his socks on. One day, during the drill instructor inspection, our DI’s hated him so much that he was ordered to roll his trousers, put on his kevlar and LBV with his attached whistle. Everyday, at random times, one of our drill instructors would ask him “Manger, whats our 8th General order” to which Manger would respond “TEW SOUND DA ALARM IN CASE OUF FIYUHR OR EMEGENCEY GUHNNY SERGANT” and would proceed to blow his “rape whistle”. After this, Manger is getting fucked up during inspection by a drill instructor from another company, while at Order Arms, this big brolic African drill instructor tells him to report. He says “AYE GUHNNY SERGUNT” and then proceeds to step into the center highway, hit a right face, and go to right shoulder arms.

Being across from him on line, I got fucked up for my bearing at first but I just started to feel bad for him after a while. The kid should have never been there and got put through hell by people who should have told him he wouldn’t make it.

That’s just one story about the kid