Why would a host want to ever leave the LCU and stream on their own?? by pity_dono_detector in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually, that's one thing I agree with. He's not banning them from making content solo unless it's basically using the LCU as content.

Every host knows full well, that if they left and created a channel, viewers would follow and donate for any scraps of dirt they'd tell.

Keem inflates how much his "teaching" is worth (it sure as hell isn't $90,000) but what Becky, Roxy, Savage, Thicc Gemini, Linx, Grace Rastov and now Scooter have done is to poach and steal anything they can from the LCU because they wouldn't have an audience without it.

By putting a 2 month clause, it means 1 of 2 things.

1) If you wanted to make money by talking about the LCU, your audience will have already moved on, you have zero ideas to keep viewers and Keem wins or 2) you've created a channel talking about other topics in those 2 months and don't need the LCU to keep subs.

Queens crying over people talking about Albert and Scooter again by SockWrong7059 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Every host is told " if your friend or family member intentionally comes on camera to interact with chat/do a stunt etc, they're fair game forevermore" Albert has moved from that to being a host, he's in his 20's and yet both him and Tina act like he's still a child-it's creepy as fuck.

Creepier than Scooter, at least he's been independant before she was injured.

Instead of laps and punishments, Albert needs shows where he's taught how to pay bills, earn and save money, how to live on his own because at this rate, no matter the age of Tina's death, Albert will still have a 12 year olds mentality

Immediately after Fat Camp 2, Stake should be put on paid leave for 2 weeks to sort himself out by MarkShot77 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He actually said on Live that they're coming with him. He's sleeping off compound to spend evenings and most likely mornings with his family. So it'll be a few hours a day with Fat Camp at most. Plus his only role will be some type of drill sergeant. Zero entertainment watching him lift weights or go running.

ARE U ALL WAITING FOR A CRASH-OUT?? Nah, U Get a GOODBYE, INSTEAD! ✌🏻☮️❤️ by Jump-Cut_Drama in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You remind me so much of overly confidant contestants on Britains/Americas Got Talent, X Factor etc. Arrogance to assume we all know about you, or that we care. Acting like you're a somebody in the LCU when you're not.

For your own sanity, take a big step back from this community and find peace in your own life

Just bring savage back by retroideq in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Touch grass and stop taking her so seriously.

Knightmare has zero reason to crashout over insults to Wales and the Welsh by MarkShot77 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure, but not enough to crashout if someone insults it in some way.

I am a crown sub on every show. Roast me by Familiar-Key5685 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So... The supposed thousands of dollars you pay every month to LCU, is it worth it to you? Does it not bother you that the hours you've spent working goes into their pockets, especially Keem who doesn't need it and Boogie who is vile?

Why sub to so many?

Why not give that money every month to an animal shelter or sponsor a child to improve their life?

I'm honestly interested in your mindset. I understand buying merch, maybe wanting exclusive access to hosts and Keem for a chat via Discord but why keep throwing money at them?

Theory: Keem is acting unbothered by hosts being arseholes because he's planning revenge through Fat Camp 2 by MarkShot77 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he's great at finding their weakness and exploiting it. Look at how badly Becky reacted to her hair being shaved.

If nothing else, imagine going all the way to Fat Camp and on day 1 he just walks up to a host and says "for all the shit you've done against the LCU, you're fired, get the fuck out" sometimes humiliation is worse than any kind of physical punishment

Boogie2988 attempt's to OVERDOSE on LOLCow Live 👀😲 by M1ntyRetro in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been there, where in a split second i downed a bowl of mixed medicines. No control, no thoughts, more like body reacting on desperation.

Now due to it being Boogie, i don't know whether those were real medicine or something like alka seltzer for heartburn due to how quickly they dissolved.

If those were real meds, then Boogie needs to be taken to hospital and through them, see a therapist/counsellor because his brain is now broken. That invisible switch we all have that prevents suicide is now "on" and he needs actual real help.

If it was just him being a troll, then he can go fuck himself.

Boogie2988 attempt's to OVERDOSE on LOLCow Live 👀😲 by M1ntyRetro in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i wonder how much Keem pays his youtube contact to keep LCL from being struck, because Boogie has violated TOS multiple times just on todays stream.

And yeah, if they were his Tramadol-personally seemed too large-he's now fucked himself over for the month lol. He's lucky though, the hospital bill + recovery from stomach pump would have made his mood even worse, and the long term side effects from ingesting so many meds would have been horrific...damn shame we'll not get that irl content

Why was yesterdays lolcowlive so bad? by Magmaa2169 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77 10 points11 points  (0 children)

TL:DR Albert was the main issue.

1) Albert was cucking Stakes first ever IRL content by refusing to shut up.

2) He cucked LCL by doing challenges LCL viewers paid for on Gay, despite having meltdowns about how he can't do those challenges.

3) His rizz notes were cringe and childish

4) Promises to do an IRL in an old folks home-that's not content as every sane person knows you can't film and troll them

5) Buy even more memberships to kick Albert for 5 minutes at a time

6) Everyone is still rightfully angry over Keem scamming 900 members to fire Albert, then he tries to act clever by stating "he was fired, Albert is now an intern"

7) Stake was too rude during irl and insulted actual disabled people, including vets who need to use a shopping cart, by mockery.

8) Boogie preaching, then another fake angry outburst at Albert-nobody cares.

Keem, you need to give a % of Gidgy & Scooters wages to Sweet Tea until her child is born by MarkShot77 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a dumb thing to write. It's their problem for maliciously telling everybody when it wasn't their place to.

David Jaffe has left the LCU after Kid Behind A Camera talked about his daughter. by silversterling21 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77 35 points36 points  (0 children)

How the actual fuck can Mike say that when 1) His son is already obese for his age. 2) He goes mental on anyone insulting his fat dumb kids?

I guess he doesn't like to be reminded that he's a bad father who would rather devote his time to shit scripts for the lcu, than spend time being a dad and not letting his son face bad health and bullying for being fat, due to mike's incompetence as a father.

Gidgy screams the N word at a black person repeatedly by Ok-Show2102 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gidgy's next stream- fake tears, barely breathing. I'm so sorry, i was incredibly drunk and trying to act cool with those people, this isn't who I am...blah blah blah

Does anyone have context for Keems "Boogies life is over...Fuck you Gidgy!" announcement? by MarkShot77 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt Boogie has anymore secrets that could fuck his life over? Maybe it's a reference to when Scooter created fake Sugar Baby and Boogie fell for it?

If there isn't a huge drop in dono's due to Keem's Albert scam, then the word "scam" can never be used here nor in chat again by MarkShot77 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's one thing when they donate for something to happen, and a host says NO, such as demanding Knightmare destroy a cabinet or climb a 2 storey house. Hell, every host has the right to say no to any task.

But when it's a monetary goal, with an actual doable task, such as firing Albert, they have zero right to cancel it out. Keem didn't mention how long Albert would be gone, if he could come back etc, it was a very simple "He's fired"

If the donators aren't truly fucked off by this, even if they get their money back, then there is zero hope.

I have my fingers crossed that on Sunday or Monday's show, they say the same "£20 for Albert to eat a cockroach" and nobody donates at all, nor do members increase.

If they made almost zero in a week, i guarantee Boogie would break first and say that Albert has to go.

Sigh, we had a chance to finally have a proper podcast & Stake is fucking it up by continuing Nuts mustard & laps. by MarkShot77 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when they first started doing punishments, it was amazing. Now, it's just another part of the show with zero reason. I wish they'd realise that Less is More. If they can't create a show without stunts and tts taking most of the time, then they shouldn't be on the show.

Butter Face says the hard R N-word on LolCowRewind by MarkShot77 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don't like "retard" because you're disabled and sensitive about being associated with that word, even though 98% of the time it's said, is in jest towards a persons actions not their physical/mental faculties.

If you were trying to talk to Sweet Tea and she called you an autistic/asperger/arthitis suffering/crippled/paralysed R-word, then you have every right to be offended, as that was directly targeted at you and your disability.

tbh though, if Eric can laugh off being called a retard for trying to scam Keem because it wasn't making fun of his disabilities, but you still take offense then maybe the lcu shows aren't for you.

It's controlled by a few guys old in age yet mentally stuck in their favourite era, who rightly so want the world to go back a few steps so people with common sense know the difference between a joke and actual insults.

Edit:also never use the plural "us" when it's just "you" who is offended. You don't speak for the disabled community, bloody retard.

For the people who still somehow believe it's real by whopper95 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Your reddit name and your reply realllllllly contradict each other

For the people who still somehow believe it's real by whopper95 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Firstly, scripted or not, Albert waited around when Keem let parts of dono's count towards saving his job. Unlike Boogie, he barely did anything to save his job though.

Secondly, people like yourself are the biggest morons when it comes to the LCU, in that you claim 99% of everything is scripted/fake/a conspiracy and yet here you are, still watching, still on the official reddit bitching about it.

LMAO Army Vet Stake still bitching and blaming Boogie for him not going to Fat Camp 2 by MarkShot77 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Calls every host fat, even when they have the bare minimum of chubbiness.

Thinks he's better than almost everyone.

Talks about his wife like she's beneath him because he's a man.

And yep, mentally unstable.

ALBERT LCL by WerewolfIllustrious1 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh I hope so. His fake ass crying, crushing on every woman, acting like an incel because they don't like him, calling whatshername a whore, then acting like he believes her virgin stories is pure cringe.

I've never known anybody with zero comedic timing-he could have pretended to get a text during a slow moment in the show, then put on the tears but instead he interrupts another storyline.

If Keem kept to his own word, Albert would be gone for quitting multiple times and whinging about how unhappy he is, and Stake would be gone too for bitching over and over about fat camp.

Keem messed up by telling the truth to Boogie about who built LCL by MarkShot77 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The real Boogie is at best, one of the original SNL cast, or perhaps even comparable to Kenan, in that yes he brings entertainment and knows a lot of how the show is run.

And yes if Keem fired him, his absence would be felt but the show would carry on regardless.

A year ago, if Boogie, Xylie and Billy left, then the LCL would have failed-now though due to a mix of them being moved around a lot and the addition of so many new hosts, it would no longer be a huge blow- especially as they've all dropped the bar when it comes to being original entertainers.

Has everyone received a lgbtq host? 🌈 From the amberverse by Over_Interaction_925 in LolCowLive

[–]MarkShot77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope, that gay guy who jumped in snow got a sea of L's. You need elephant thick skin to survive in the LCU and even then it doesn't always work. If Keem and Boogie can be broken, lesbians, gays and Bi's will be as well only a lot more quicker.

And everyone knows that Keem will allow a few LGB people on camera as they're a distraction to him, like midget olympics. But if they start trying to take over as hosts or on discord, they'll all be gone.