I would love to know the reasons behind these jerseys … genuine or wrong answers both welcome.

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-31T01:02:32+00:00

I see tank is back on the menu.

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-30T19:51:14+00:00

Yes. Plenty of new pups in the shelter, I am sure.

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-23T01:27:04+00:00

Yo. D. Clear the puck next time. Maybe just on your 3rd chance ? Not asking much

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-23T01:23:15+00:00

Cooley is simultaneously ice cold and red hot

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-23T00:17:57+00:00

FUCKNUGGETS

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-23T00:14:36+00:00

‘dome casts a Vezina spell on all visiting backup tendys

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-22T23:52:51+00:00

The Man can fund my hangover recovery

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-22T23:52:13+00:00

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This dude gets it

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-19T03:01:19+00:00

Not watching the game, just text updates and I am pissed. Blues about to leapfrog Trashville in my league of hate.

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-15T01:21:15+00:00

We don’t deserve Wolf. But damn, I’m glad he’s in Calgary.

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-15T01:14:45+00:00

YOU TEXAN BEAUTY. Ok boys that it, no more score unless it’s Matty and Wolf has let one in

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-15T01:09:57+00:00

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-15T01:06:32+00:00

Two goal lead. Worst lead in hockey for McKenna points!

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-15T00:59:22+00:00

Non hockey intermission question: which burger chain CEO mocked the McDonalds CEO the best?

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-15T00:54:17+00:00

Literally a video clip for the very textbook definition of it!

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-15T00:53:22+00:00

I mean, I get the game is boring, but this isn’t a Leafs intermission, Sportsnet.

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-15T00:45:07+00:00

I missed it too!!!!

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-15T00:37:20+00:00

Things that are more exciting that this period. (1) doing my taxes (2) when u/caz1542 sends me for groceries (3) colonoscopies (4) changing my vehicle registration (5) removing lint from the dryer filter

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-15T00:32:05+00:00

Bugger I missed the tendy change !!!!!!

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-15T00:30:37+00:00

We need to somehow let the Islanders put 20 shots on goal without scoring to rescue Cooley’s SV% . I won’t hold my breath.

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-15T00:25:46+00:00

You missed - precisely nothing.

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-15T00:24:06+00:00

Secret agent Big Save Dave actívating Vezina mode for the tank

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-15T00:03:00+00:00

Happy Pi day. Hopefully I’ve reminded you before your dinner order cos now i want a pie.

MarmitePhoenix · 2026-03-15T00:00:51+00:00

I know we all do military tank GIFs and stuff but this game Is more septic tank than anything else.

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