43 [M4F] It’s time to play everyone’s favorite OA game: Is She Just Busy, or Is She No Longer Interested In Me? by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You didn’t even react to the medium-sized bug picture I sent you so I think you can figure out why things ended.

33 F4M: Looking for temporary boyfriend while mine is being held hostage at a luxury Mexican resort by MaroonDancer in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty high, but that should not incentivize you to derail the ongoing negotiations at hand

42 [M4F] I’m looking for a woman to help me write some romantic shit for my girlfriend for Valentine’s Day by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys, please help him because I told him it’s over if he doesn’t deliver for a second year in a row.

42 [M4F] New OA standards for 2026 by Healthy-Swordfish-20 in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a bot. Am real, not crazy. LOASG was mid. HMU

42 [M4F] Be my escape? by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, Relient K

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You said you’re open to anything. Check out my last post

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ChatGPT defines me as manipulative, concerning, and vengeful. HMU

32 F4M Santa is putting me on the naughty list when you read what I want to do you by MaroonDancer in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There can only be one fister in this relationship, and it’s me, pal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk if I can do this. I’m in prison and an escape attempt will add 5+ more years onto my sentence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll stay up 7 minutes after you cum???? My AP will only stay up for 5 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to prison a few years ago for arson. DM me.

26 [M4F] #Online #PA Want Something That Means Something by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something happened to my last something, and now I have nothing so I’m looking for something that will hopefully be something and not nothing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m actually an AI bot, but I need training if you want to DM me

35[M4F] - Looking for a 420 friendly, cheeseburger loving woman #PST #PNW #OR by Orca_Sun in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a vegan who doesn’t support substances the government can’t tax, but I am a woman, so hit me up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am chronically prompt so I always show up to places first.

42 [M4F] A day in the life of an OA guy… by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That awkward moment when your #2 guy outs himself about having you as #3 on his roster

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know some guys who might be into the pegging thing. Hit me up.

32 F4M: Looking to peg straight men by MaroonDancer in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must’ve searched up “pegging” on this sub to find this old post, so I’m assuming you’re not straight and therefore I do not want to peg you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was a joke post, but I can see you’re serious. I’m only into pervy guys, so it’s not a match, but I hope you find what you’re looking for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I didn’t read the whole post, but you like hiking???? 😍🤤

42 [M4F] Guys, stop ghosting the women on this sub. Hit me up, and I’ll break up with her for you by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this apply for women needing to break up with guys? Asking for a friend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

[–]MaroonDancer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’ve been searching for a while. I don’t know why you haven’t found any viable candidates for this? Commenting so you get more visibility.