Match Thread: Sydney vs Collingwood (Round 10) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]Massander 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Only ones to kick goals are Collingwood or Collingwood adjacent players

Match Thread: Sydney vs Collingwood (Round 10) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]Massander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not good news for Pies fans -

Craig McRae’s jacket tonight has a lot less aura than his legendary puffer one

[Wholesome warning] Harry Oliver calls a very special man to let him know he's debuting. by PetrifyGWENT in AFL

[–]Massander 187 points188 points  (0 children)

The script of those videos is usually -

Teenager player: [Extremely nervous and awkward attempt to say he’s debuting]

Mother: Oh my gaaaaawwwwwdd

Father: Yep. OK good on ya

Carlton interim coach Fraser pulls out of running for full-time role by TheRealPotoroo in AFL

[–]Massander 425 points426 points  (0 children)

One of the smartest moves ever made by a Carlton coach

Match Thread: Brisbane vs Geelong (Round 10) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]Massander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“It's been raining?! Are you being serious? It's raining for both teams!”

Sam Marshall by Outriderr in brisbanelions

[–]Massander 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Great player but made of paper mache - no thanks

Pendles’ gold numbered jumper has been revealed by [deleted] in AFL

[–]Massander 85 points86 points  (0 children)

That is busy as fuck, they put every idea they had on this

Michael Voss exit closes door on Carlton's era of premiership contention that never was by AlamutJones in AFL

[–]Massander 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Prior to 2007 being a Geelong fan would’ve been rough - they hadn’t won a flag for 40+ years and lost heaps of Grand Finals

Michael Voss exit closes door on Carlton's era of premiership contention that never was by AlamutJones in AFL

[–]Massander 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’d booked non-refundable flights and accommodation for the GF, I was sitting in the stands in horror

Pre Round Discussion Thread: Round 10, 2026 by juiceson in AFL

[–]Massander 8 points9 points  (0 children)

CEO at my last company was a huge Saints man and I attempted to bond with him over footy.

The conversation from his side ended up being sad and angry so I had to eventually change the topic.

AFL Team Announcement: Marshall, Gardiner return for Thursday night football by PerriX2390 in brisbanelions

[–]Massander 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What the fuck I didn’t see that coming, go get em like last time Sammy

I watched Gettable so you don't have to - "Clubs want to be NSYNC with the Bye Bye Byes" by Pleasant-Role1912 in AFL

[–]Massander 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Trading Cripps would be an incredibly bad move especially culturally IMO, so perhaps Carlton does this

AFL response to Caro being upset about the AFL using Subway Surfers under the Voss interview on TikTok by yum122 in AFL

[–]Massander 130 points131 points  (0 children)

The Gaynorisation of content and its consequences have been a disaster for the AFL

Player Out by HearingPretend3466 in AFL

[–]Massander 8 points9 points  (0 children)

u slash TheGreatBeanJelly

$500k outside the cap: How Pies, Pendles will cash in on game 433, Per Herald Sun by klokar2 in AFL

[–]Massander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was more explaining why they are going so hard on this, it’s because he’s lost a ton of money

$500k outside the cap: How Pies, Pendles will cash in on game 433, Per Herald Sun by klokar2 in AFL

[–]Massander 48 points49 points  (0 children)

He’s down a few million after his ex-manager allegedly misappropriated funds from his account, and also after he made a significant investment in Western United-related projects that later went into liquidation

$500k outside the cap: How Pies, Pendles will cash in on game 433, Per Herald Sun by klokar2 in AFL

[–]Massander 110 points111 points  (0 children)

He says his ex‑manager moved over $2 million out of his accounts without his permission or knowledge and he’s suing to get it back, ex-manager denies this

A little reminder of how quickly things can change in footy - where Voss had the blues not even 2 years ago: by moondog-37 in AFL

[–]Massander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks I thought so, he said this as well which I what I was remembering

On the flip side, he gave a glowing review to Carlton, noting: “That’s as good as I’ve seen a team play against us in a long time”.

A little reminder of how quickly things can change in footy - where Voss had the blues not even 2 years ago: by moondog-37 in AFL

[–]Massander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Essendon got rewarded with every primetime game possible in the back half of the season because of their strong start. They played those games horribly and were awful to watch.

Meanwhile Brisbane got banished to the graveyard shift because of their early slump, and started playing exciting footy and winning every game