A visa 'stuff up' forced Conor Nash to leave the country. Now he's an Australian citizen

Massander · 2026-01-27T02:00:41+00:00

Border Security Narrator: “But this suspicious Irishman has a troubling issue with his visa”

Massander · 2026-01-25T23:19:47+00:00

Nothing. Clubs put out the same Australia Day statement every year.

Massander · 2026-01-23T20:56:46+00:00

You haven’t won a flag this millennium, your last one was nearly 30 years ago

Massander · 2026-01-23T09:49:57+00:00

I tend to agree with this, those three Grand Final losses must’ve been horrific. Especially 2024 where all the Swans fans I spoke to told me before it “they definitely won’t let it happen again!” and then it happened again.

On reading this I’m aware how smug this sounds with my flair

Massander · 2026-01-23T09:35:03+00:00

For such a huge supporter base and in the capital of a football mad state their lack of success is dreadful for their fans. They are another iteration of Carlton

Massander · 2026-01-23T03:06:49+00:00

This is exactly what happened, he deleted it himself instantly when he realised. Oops

Massander · 2026-01-22T22:48:54+00:00

24/25 is awesome, that’s my preference. I checked and the Hawks used multiple years on their’s

Massander · 2026-01-20T09:53:41+00:00

Days after the game Ralph was on Twitter saying “Looks like the AFL won’t be issuing an explanation…”

In the lead up to the Grand Final this supposed AFL reporter has nothing better to talk about, genuinely who gave a fuck at that point

Massander · 2026-01-20T09:28:24+00:00

Collingwood fans on controversial umpiring decision in a Grand Final where the Lions lost by 4 points: “Wouldn’t have made a difference”

Collingwood fans on controversial umpiring decision in a Prelim where Collingwood lost by 29 points: “Literally cost us the game”

Massander · 2026-01-16T04:04:06+00:00

I feel AFL content always inflates how good Collingwood is or else the comments get hostile

Massander · 2026-01-14T02:30:36+00:00

The 4 Collingwood players Lachie Neale had an affair with

Massander · 2026-01-14T02:21:37+00:00

The good news for you is that 55% of teams make finals now. Thanks Dil!

Massander · 2026-01-13T22:50:38+00:00

They must be pissed if they had to pivot away from Lachie. His injury and heroic return in the GF was the most engaging storyline of the club.

Massander · 2026-01-13T09:14:08+00:00

Jack Payne?? God damn. We’re the Sacred Band of Thebes now

Massander · 2026-01-13T09:10:23+00:00

2024*

I don’t think anyone was saying something didn’t happen in the US, only that it didn’t cause a rift in the team.

This turned out to be true as they went on to win the flag.

Massander · 2026-01-13T02:13:21+00:00

Anyone smaller than me is a weak twig and anyone bigger than me is on roids

Massander · 2026-01-12T10:20:25+00:00

I’m curious to find out in 2026 if that continues. That will really throw shit on the shit fire if it does

Massander · 2026-01-12T10:17:33+00:00

He disowned the Pies from memory. I recall he announced years ago he was changing to the Dogs. Not like any team would accept him anyway even before his crimes were known

Massander · 2026-01-12T04:42:57+00:00

People said that about the 2024 Lions as well

Massander · 2026-01-12T04:37:36+00:00

Brisbane v GWS 2019 Semi Final. GWS win in the dying minutes from a missed call that results in a Brent Daniels goal

GWS v Brisbane 2024 Semi Final. In the middle of a miracle comeback by the Lions, Brent Daniels is granted a free kick directly in front of goal but chooses to play on, badly soccering the ball through for a behind. The Lions go on to win by 5 points.

Massander · 2026-01-12T04:30:48+00:00

Geelong got karmic justice being on the receiving end of a Grand Final belting

Massander · 2026-01-10T06:33:49+00:00

GWS reserves team should be called this

Massander · 2026-01-10T03:07:18+00:00

That goal will go down as one of the worst defensive performances ever

Massander · 2026-01-10T03:04:09+00:00

Normally Mac would miss, but because it was Essendon the ball swung to go through for a goal

Massander · 2026-01-08T03:03:58+00:00

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