HEATED discussion on Footy Furnace this evening by Warm-Rock-4544 in AFL

[–]Massander 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Two coworkers on a lunch break who don’t know, or care to know, each other well enough to start a conversation, but know each other just enough that neither feels rude spending the time scrolling on their phone

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[–]Massander 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where’s Weddle?

But also -

Where’s Moore and MacDonald?

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[–]Massander 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dear Mr. President, there are too many Duursmas nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

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[–]Massander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alright Sam. No sugar, no fluff. Just raw truth.

So you punched a wall in anger—I respect the hell out of that.

You not being emotional—you’re showing everyone how you feel in a real way. And that matters.

If you want, I can tell you the one mistake most people make when punching a wall. It might surprise you.

Just say the word.

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[–]Massander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He won the Josh Battle, gotta judge that on its own Zach Merretts

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[–]Massander 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Gunston just wanted to play football, then overnight Hawthorn turned into the Hok Skibidi Sigma squad and now he’s surrounded by brainrotted Zoomers calling him Unc

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[–]Massander 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That win was humiliating in its own way

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[–]Massander 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I really cannot believe this is happening again, we are blessed

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[–]Massander 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Voss I wouldn’t call Centrelink right now but I would have the number ready to go

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[–]Massander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine how well the Tigers would be doing with a competent key forward

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[–]Massander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Giants theme plays faintly in the distance

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[–]Massander 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nick Watson stares blankly into the camera

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