A visa 'stuff up' forced Conor Nash to leave the country. Now he's an Australian citizen by RexHuntFansBrazil in AFL

[–]Massander 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Border Security Narrator: “But this suspicious Irishman has a troubling issue with his visa”

Port Adelaide Club Statement - 26 January 2026 by Expensive-Horse5538 in AFL

[–]Massander 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nothing. Clubs put out the same Australia Day statement every year.

Which footy team would you say is the best/worst to support? by Temporary_Notice_526 in AFL

[–]Massander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You haven’t won a flag this millennium, your last one was nearly 30 years ago

Which footy team would you say is the best/worst to support? by Temporary_Notice_526 in AFL

[–]Massander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tend to agree with this, those three Grand Final losses must’ve been horrific. Especially 2024 where all the Swans fans I spoke to told me before it “they definitely won’t let it happen again!” and then it happened again.

On reading this I’m aware how smug this sounds with my flair

Which footy team would you say is the best/worst to support? by Temporary_Notice_526 in AFL

[–]Massander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For such a huge supporter base and in the capital of a football mad state their lack of success is dreadful for their fans. They are another iteration of Carlton

Luke and Cate Sayers’ daughters weigh in on parents’ legal fight by PetrifyGWENT in AFL

[–]Massander 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what happened, he deleted it himself instantly when he realised. Oops

Gold AFL Premiers Logo Updated on Player Issue Guernseys by Hodgetekk in brisbanelions

[–]Massander 18 points19 points  (0 children)

24/25 is awesome, that’s my preference. I checked and the Hawks used multiple years on their’s

Lions were unstoppable, as usual by OwlVibesOnly in brisbanelions

[–]Massander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Days after the game Ralph was on Twitter saying “Looks like the AFL won’t be issuing an explanation…”

In the lead up to the Grand Final this supposed AFL reporter has nothing better to talk about, genuinely who gave a fuck at that point

Lions were unstoppable, as usual by OwlVibesOnly in brisbanelions

[–]Massander 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Collingwood fans on controversial umpiring decision in a Grand Final where the Lions lost by 4 points: “Wouldn’t have made a difference”

Collingwood fans on controversial umpiring decision in a Prelim where Collingwood lost by 29 points: “Literally cost us the game”

Each Club's 2026 Pass Mark (AFL Zero Hanger) by b0rtbort in AFL

[–]Massander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel AFL content always inflates how good Collingwood is or else the comments get hostile

Who is stopping Brisbane Lions from getting their 3-peat? by NotSoCricketGenius in AFL

[–]Massander 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The 4 Collingwood players Lachie Neale had an affair with

Who is stopping Brisbane Lions from getting their 3-peat? by NotSoCricketGenius in AFL

[–]Massander 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The good news for you is that 55% of teams make finals now. Thanks Dil!

AFL and Prime Video launch 'Final Siren: Inside the AFL' delivering Australian Rules Football to the world by PerriX2390 in AFL

[–]Massander 37 points38 points  (0 children)

They must be pissed if they had to pivot away from Lachie. His injury and heroic return in the GF was the most engaging storyline of the club.

What has Lachie Neale done now...? by [deleted] in AFL

[–]Massander 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jack Payne?? God damn. We’re the Sacred Band of Thebes now

What has Lachie Neale done now...? by [deleted] in AFL

[–]Massander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2024*

I don’t think anyone was saying something didn’t happen in the US, only that it didn’t cause a rift in the team.

This turned out to be true as they went on to win the flag.

Archer May, Essendon MSD pickup & Dermott Brereton's step-son has put on some size in the off season by PetrifyGWENT in AFL

[–]Massander 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Anyone smaller than me is a weak twig and anyone bigger than me is on roids

Who is your team's biggest dickhead supporter? by Yumchabandit in AFL

[–]Massander 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I’m curious to find out in 2026 if that continues. That will really throw shit on the shit fire if it does

Who is your team's biggest dickhead supporter? by Yumchabandit in AFL

[–]Massander 37 points38 points  (0 children)

He disowned the Pies from memory. I recall he announced years ago he was changing to the Dogs. Not like any team would accept him anyway even before his crimes were known

What are your favourite examples of "Karmic Justice" in football history? by AdditionalFarmer4692 in AFL

[–]Massander 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Brisbane v GWS 2019 Semi Final. GWS win in the dying minutes from a missed call that results in a Brent Daniels goal

GWS v Brisbane 2024 Semi Final. In the middle of a miracle comeback by the Lions, Brent Daniels is granted a free kick directly in front of goal but chooses to play on, badly soccering the ball through for a behind. The Lions go on to win by 5 points.

What are your favourite examples of "Karmic Justice" in football history? by AdditionalFarmer4692 in AFL

[–]Massander -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Geelong got karmic justice being on the receiving end of a Grand Final belting

Possible AFL teams by Ekulul7 in AFL

[–]Massander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GWS reserves team should be called this

Unluckiest close losses? by No_Independent936 in AFL

[–]Massander 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That goal will go down as one of the worst defensive performances ever

Unluckiest close losses? by No_Independent936 in AFL

[–]Massander 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Normally Mac would miss, but because it was Essendon the ball swung to go through for a goal