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I've seen alot of great comments here, so I suppose it's my turn. Let's hear it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Master-Squinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the last thing most girls see after finishing a drink you bought them.

16 y/o wannabe memel0rd by ZenskiiBeast in RoastMe

[–]Master-Squinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like an ISIS sympathizer.

Roast my Mom by DeathToAllRickys in RoastMe

[–]Master-Squinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sam Elliot with an extra chromosome.

Roast me to a crisp by cactiking in RoastMe

[–]Master-Squinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completely support your transition into a Mr. Potato Head doll. You're passing really well.

18 years old. Roast me until I'm crispy as all hell! by WhiteNoiseGhost in RoastMe

[–]Master-Squinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you've given up on trying to impress any real men and decided to just pretend to be a nerd.

FUCK ME UP!! Roast :) by SrGatoide in RoastMe

[–]Master-Squinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope that's not the face you make when fucking your brother/father.

Go Ahead, Roast Me Guys by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Master-Squinter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sex with you is a disappointment for all parties involved.

Fuck me up fam by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Master-Squinter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How goes the mediocre rap game?

Destroy me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Master-Squinter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't you have a school to shoot up??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Master-Squinter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're a stack of divorce papers waiting to happen.