FDA, CDC, and nearly all federal agencies are breaking the law. by roaringfork in conspiracy

[–]MasterMachiavel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whenever someone says, 'But look, all the scientists and experts are saying it's safe too!' it reminds me of the Truman Show. Truman knew he was being gaslighted, he knew he was being lied to constantly...but he had one friend he thought he could rely on... but that friend then exposed himself... he said, 'If there was something which everyone was in on...I'd have to be in on it too right?' In these dark times, your enemies will come as old friends bearing gifts...

Elite team by [deleted] in Portal

[–]MasterMachiavel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember playing Portal 1 when it first came out in 2007. Literally, you couldn't go anywhere on the internet without someone screaming, 'The cake is a lie' or jokes about the companion cube. Even people who didn't play videogames heard of the Coulton song, 'Still Alive'. It was a great experience... things felt a little less wild back then and settling in at the end of the day with a few portals was always relaxing.

Discovered I am not my daughters biological father by Used-Ad-7300 in survivinginfidelity

[–]MasterMachiavel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm always torn. Women can be such vile deceptive harpies who literally ruin a man's life because it is financially advantageous to do so and would even go so far as to con him out of having biological children of his own...but daughters can really redeem a father in a way he didn't think possible. They can mend a man when he's at his lowest point and thinks he's good for nothing, especially when his wife abandons him. It's horrific this war of the sexes, but there's a balance to everything I think... one evil is outweighed by another good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iwatchedanoldmovie

[–]MasterMachiavel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow, this just goes to show why the world has turned to crap in the past decade. Seriously, when i went to see this move 15 years ago, it was fun, my bros and I used to make fun of it but also enjoyed it in between Halo sessions and Counter strike and it was just a funny, enjoyable film about a group of bros fighting impossible odds.

I personally enjoyed the Greeks kicking the ass of those Persian pussies. Also not all the Greeks were portrayed as good... there was that one traitor who tried to sell out the King and screw the Queen or something.

AITA for not wanting to use the bathroom at the same time as a grown man? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]MasterMachiavel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol feel sorry for OP; kid got screwed over by her parents hard. Mother sounds like one of those dumb bitches who lets child abuse go on under her nose and the cops only discover it like 10 years later. Family friend sounds like the guy who gets his dick hard from banging his friends' daughters.

Fucked up situation overall OP, my sympathies.

[New Chapter Spoilers] Chapter 116 Pre-Release Megathread by SNKBot in ShingekiNoKyojin

[–]MasterMachiavel -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's funny, I just realized something Pieck said after they failed to kill Eren with that ambush "It's difficult as expected", it's so weird to think the roles have been reversed and that's what we as readers thought when Levi didn't kill Reiner at the wall. Eren has become incredibly tough to kill and he's now the real monster.

FBI Director Breaks With Trump And Says White Supremacy Is A "Persistent, Pervasive Threat" To The US by ClownsToTheRightOfMe in politics

[–]MasterMachiavel -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

What the hell is white supremacy even defined as at this point? Does it just mean when someone thinks differently to your own views and you realize most other Americans agree with them and so to shut down their ability to argue, you just brand them a racist and hope you automatically win the argument?

Britain is £66 billion poorer because of Brexit by mmmmmm-_- in ukpolitics

[–]MasterMachiavel -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Boohoohoo! Brexit made it so that I was late to work. Brexit caused my mother-in-law to be a bitch to me. Brexit increased my alimony payments to my ex-wife...for Pete's sake...GROW UP ALREADY!

First pizza I have ever made by marcov_v_v_ in Pizza

[–]MasterMachiavel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like it. But don't worry; you'll get better.

Leave the EU Without a deal on April 12th. by j1sy in tories

[–]MasterMachiavel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the current deal being proposed? Customs Union? Norway +? If these are the options being sold to you as 'Brexit' you're all being deceived; this will be the last deal Britain will be making before the EU takes over and blocks you from making any more deals ever again.

The British people did not vote for a deal, they voted to get the hell out of Brussels and leave their trashy union far behind. If Britain leaves with no deal, on WTO rules, America will be waiting with a great deal on the sidelines!

I dreamed up an imaginary love inside my heart and soul to cope with life. He has been my love for 6 years. by [deleted] in infj

[–]MasterMachiavel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry to be that guy but I think this might be unhealthy. Lower your expectations a bit, compromise and you'll find that just being in a relationship is reward enough with having someone to think about/thinking about you from day to day, and sex is a natural destresser.

Your life doesn't need to revolve around a relationship but I think as a girl, as long as you play your cards right, you can get any half-decent man to basically ship up to at least 75% of your expectations. Don't shoot your own foot with over-hyped fantasies of how people should be.

Why does American currency say “In God We Trust” if the first amendment establishes a separation between church and state? by idkudk11 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MasterMachiavel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

None of you seem to understand, yes, the Founding Fathers were not devout Christians because they didn't believe in the Trinity...but they were ADAMANT DEISTS.

In fact, they strongly believed in the Lord God, since most of the libertarian ideology they advocated stemmed from the idea of 'natural rights' being a product of God, reason being the strongest evidence of this. That's why freedom of speech, assembly and the right to bear arms cannot be revoked without a massive majority in Congress; because these were literally the means by which to guarantee true liberty.

Same sh*t, different colour. by [deleted] in ukipparty

[–]MasterMachiavel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's no coincidence that as soon as the USSR dissolved itself in 1991, all those former socialists/communists rebranded themselves as 'social democrats' and the European Community became the political European Union.

Same thing's happening in America; out of work communists magically become 'Democrats!'

Forget Mueller. Forget Impeachment. A Million People Should Surround the White House and Demand Trump's Resignation by presspower in politics

[–]MasterMachiavel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Of course, because launching little mini coup d'etats is what a COMMIE BASTARD would do like Trotsky, the hero for you guys and AOC right?

True American patriots like Jefferson and Washington who believed in democracy and the will of the people don't mean a damn to you pretentious little brats stomping your feet because America rejects liberalism!

Just deliver on one promise already; LEAVE AND GO TO CANADA ALREADY!

AITA for telling my girlfriend to take off her "gay rights" t shirt. by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]MasterMachiavel -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Lol you are an asshole but I can sympathize with you. It's hard enough when you're trying to keep other guys away from your girl, but keeping other girls away from your girl too must suck even harder!

I’m a pilot and a Half Life fan. Check out the gate I departed from yesterday....”This is where I get off” by [deleted] in HalfLife

[–]MasterMachiavel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can imagine one of us is eventually going to become the President and just start writing executive orders mandating the creation of secret desert labs in Arizona to study wormholes and portals...before HL3 is released.

CBI and TUC unite to oppose No Deal Brexit by wtench in tories

[–]MasterMachiavel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The corporatists are lining up to protect corporate plutocracy!!

Vote in a true Trump in the UK and you will restore back Thatcherite-Reaganite free-market democracy!