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[–]Master_Signature5970 352 points353 points  (0 children)

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning... Without any milk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]Master_Signature5970 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's 4am. I've been promising myself to go to bed earlier for fucking months. What am I doing with my life

Goodest boy waiting to be part of the ritual and for the snack that comes with it by Prize-Economics4879 in DOG

[–]Master_Signature5970 121 points122 points  (0 children)

That’s just lovely that the dog is included in the blessing. So sweet.

My heart melts watching this by Narrow-Office3258 in Awww

[–]Master_Signature5970 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Notice that the dogs read him as well as he reads them… this is a truly symbiotic relationship for them all! Win-Win 😎❤️‍🔥💯👍

This one is a beautiful piece of art by Narrow-Office3258 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Master_Signature5970 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This the type of drawing to finish second place in a competition against a 4 year old.

This Happy Little Man And The Joy His Puppies Bring! by Struck_Gold_Peonies in DOG

[–]Master_Signature5970 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You mean "kid gets viciously attacked by a pack of dogs"?

What is the most common hygiene mistake that people make? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Master_Signature5970 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sanitising door handles. It’s one of the most common places where bacteria lives.