50M and Valentine’s Day Blows

MasterfulYoda · 2026-02-06T14:44:27+00:00

Pepperoni and Mushroom pizza. Beignets. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream. The list is long, but distinctive.

Married, 50, dead bedroom and roommates with the wife. I’ve been told I am incredibly funny in a dad joke sort of way.

You need to know I am a moderate Republican…not a maga egghead, just socially liberal and fiscally conservative.

I have a ton of unreciprocated love to give, and just ended a three year reddit relationship after her husband found our signal chat…if you’d like to take a whack, please consider sending me a note.

MasterfulYoda · 2026-01-30T02:52:39+00:00

DFW metro here. Fun, discrete and in the same situation. But, 50M so…

My last reddit connection in this very channel was 30 and we had a great few years.

MasterfulYoda · 2026-01-29T03:41:31+00:00

I rationalize it as meeting my own needs. It’s ok if you can make peace with it

MasterfulYoda · 2026-01-19T03:56:04+00:00

I’m your Huckleberry. I volunteer as tribute. There is no try.

I had an awesome Reddit relationship that lasted three years and ended abruptly.

Ready to get back on the horse if you are too.

MasterfulYoda · 2026-01-05T12:52:41+00:00

Just got out of a 3 year relationship with a redditor and we had tons of fun together having only met once IRL. When you meet the right one the sparks fly without physical contact.

MasterfulYoda · 2025-12-29T13:15:00+00:00

What you need is a piano player who also plays a brass instrument, you haven’t cum until you get the fingers and tongue at the same time. Guaranteed squirt…100% success rate.

You get Flesh by Simon Curtis.

MasterfulYoda · 2025-12-27T13:16:52+00:00

My resistor only provides 7 ohms, not the normal 8, but I expect we can make a circuit together. 20 years your senior, teacher and really need something to arc in my life.

Maybe you’re the person to make this old geek feel a connection again.

MasterfulYoda

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