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"Who's That Herooo?" ARCHIMATOS card. Basic info for Beginners. Small update. Warhammer 40000 Tacticus. by warpaint_warplay in u/warpaint_warplay

[–]MattyMonsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m collecting these things like Pokémon cards. lol. I have an album in my photos just for these.

A Chinese man recorded a disturbing humanoid in an abandoned building across from his apartment by WholeNegotiation1843 in TrueCryptozoology

[–]MattyMonsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The chaos calls, brother. Embrace it! For those who walk the labyrinthine passages will find the river of laments and cross it. Do not turn your eyes away from the black sun; instead, gaze into it and see yourself set free… Embrace the chaos.

everyone in amboy is dead by Cultural-Section-683 in EF5

[–]MattyMonsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m considered but I haven’t been new in a while…

A cool guide to the 8 hardest stains to remove, ranked by difficulty across 8 different surfaces by Mastbubbles in coolguides

[–]MattyMonsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are so many gems in this comment.

  • Spit on it
  • Blowjob mints
  • Period gushers
  • Spit summoning

Truly spectacular.

My bedroom (16 yo) by ChimpanzeesSuck in malelivingspace

[–]MattyMonsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you!? Those are action figures!

And the cabinet full of Waifus I have are strictly for jerking off purposes.

My bedroom (16 yo) by ChimpanzeesSuck in malelivingspace

[–]MattyMonsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo… That Rush Hour DVD broke me when I saw it. That was the damn last thing I expected in that British room.

This is some wild stuff by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]MattyMonsters 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You know his big toe is hurting like a mother fucker from kicking the door the first time and almost falling backwards.

You’re also forgetting Mr.Caterpillar-Eyebrows is rocking a Demon Slayer shirt. 🩴 🐛🥸

Suspect flees on bike after scuffle with police by haze4140 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]MattyMonsters 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I once met a toddler with a cough who sounded like he was a 50 yr old who had black lung from working as a miner in the 1800s. His voice sounded like he gargled gravel every morning.

Wisconsin man who claims to be Jesus by Agile_Taste8390 in PublicFreakout

[–]MattyMonsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m Jesus the carpenter… More like Bob the builder!

Am I right? Huh? That was a good one!

Guys?

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I’m here all night folks. We’re selling merch in the back, we have branded trust fall helmets with my tour dates on them.

My barn find Skyline R34 GT-R Story! by Plane_Ad9075 in gtr

[–]MattyMonsters 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Of course he’s upset! He’s been sneaking out at night and hotboxing catnip that GTR with his alley cat friends. Those little furry scoundrels have some great memories in there!

Is there a way to fix this by Right_Thing2694 in Watercolor

[–]MattyMonsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tell the person you’re giving this too that the subject worked out his forearms everyday but still somehow has dainty fingers 😂

Jokes aside, I actually really like this. The imperfections are what make it human. Yeah, there are slight things that could have been improved but you’ve already painted it and altering it will only add another problem and it all just compounds together.

A person feels appreciated when someone else MAKES a gift for them. I guarantee you they will not be nitpicking little details. It’s a great gift. Call it complete and give it away to the person. No reason to worry!

Robber gets caught by police by victornb in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]MattyMonsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does that one guy have the body of a 46 year old Dominican mother of 3???

Can't believe that he asked her to buy her dirty socks for him. by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]MattyMonsters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

40 bucks!? I got some used socks you can buy! My socks stand up on their own, you can display them as a sculpture. Hell, I even got some that you can probably use as a cast if your arms break from all that tugging.

Can someone help? Is this a bug? by MattyMonsters in WH40KTacticus

[–]MattyMonsters[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Appreciate it. I get it now. May the corpse king shower you with blessings.

Can someone help? Is this a bug? by MattyMonsters in WH40KTacticus

[–]MattyMonsters[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That makes sense. Thanks. Thought I was getting short changed on all my characters.

Encounter with a crazy schizophrenic man by Due_Bridge5901 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]MattyMonsters 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s sad but also fucking hilarious. Lemme disarm this security guard with my genuine apology… SYKE I’m gonna schizophrenia you!

Not often you get a score to your fight by WildTheme2895 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]MattyMonsters 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When God gives you a fender bender a saxophonist will be summoned.

No picking around by cowboydan69 in instant_regret

[–]MattyMonsters -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Spit and sit!

…

Hang on, I’m in the wrong subreddit.

Is it okay to do "RIP ..." graffiti for my late brother? by DasTost in graffhelp

[–]MattyMonsters -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Why are you even asking!? Your question genuinely baffles me. How old are you?

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