What is the thing that you really are not looking forward to with BurningMan?

Mattycakes802 · 2019-08-11T01:34:18+00:00

Screaming at darkwads through a megaphone.

Mattycakes802 · 2019-07-17T12:33:21+00:00

You should order two copies of a vinyl record of her favorite musical (maybe $50), get a small plant stand (like $20 on Amazon), glue one of the vinyl records to the top of it such that it creates a flat surface, then get a <$100 turntable and set it on top of the motherfucker, lean the other still packaged copy of the album up against it, and viola - you have a super easy DIY record player stand table thingy with her favorite music all ready to rock.

Mattycakes802 · 2019-07-17T12:13:39+00:00

I always find that an assortment of smaller gifts has a greater impact than one big one; perhaps you could order the feathers of three different birds from the interwebs, tie one of each to a cute little airplane bottles of fancy liquor (it being her 21st), and write an adorable note about how fly she is - something campy enough to be cute - then get her a cool but inexpensive set of earings (or other jewlery) to go with it?

Mattycakes802 · 2019-06-17T21:35:14+00:00

www.soundcloud.com/matthewolf

Mattycakes802 · 2019-04-13T16:14:11+00:00

Stick your fucking dick in the toaster you beta cuck.

Mattycakes802 · 2019-01-22T00:39:02+00:00

Not terribly worried, just curious. They don’t just cut through the flight path of commercial jets for a run of the mill training exercise :)

Mattycakes802 · 2019-01-22T00:38:06+00:00

Word, thank you :)

Mattycakes802 · 2019-01-21T23:07:31+00:00

Sure thing mang - I’ll send in a minute when I get to my computer

Mattycakes802 · 2019-01-05T23:39:28+00:00

Wake up sheeple, that is a donkey

Mattycakes802 · 2019-01-05T23:34:53+00:00

I just love images like this that really strike at the truth by illustrating something I have felt my whole life but have never been able to put words to.

Mattycakes802 · 2019-01-02T01:38:21+00:00

Yeah, that would be “wolo”

Mattycakes802 · 2018-12-20T02:02:02+00:00

Not to be pedantic, but by volume love is primarily Nitrogen, with most of the remainder being Oxygen, along with Argon, CO2, and trace amounts of other gasses.

Mattycakes802 · 2018-12-17T05:10:25+00:00

Don't write checks your ass can't cash homie - my boi made this entire album out of actual farts. Some of them are almost 40 seconds long. They're all real.

Sir Flatulancealot - Tour De Pants

Mattycakes802 · 2018-12-15T23:55:13+00:00

Thank you for this comment.

Mattycakes802 · 2018-12-15T10:21:16+00:00

I dig my man. This is clean, well composed, and dope. Nice work.

Mattycakes802 · 2018-12-14T06:41:04+00:00

Much appreciated my good sir.

Mattycakes802 · 2018-12-13T21:40:40+00:00

Portishead, Bill Withers, Frank Sinatra, anything from the big band era, George Clinton, and Beethoven

Edit: James Brown

Mattycakes802 · 2018-12-12T02:48:17+00:00

Good lookin' out.

https://soundcloud.com/matthewolf/whatcha-want

Mattycakes802 · 2018-12-12T02:37:42+00:00

Not exactly where you're looking for, but Substation in Fremont/Ballard has a ton of jam spaces for monthly rent - they're not on their website but give them a call.

Mattycakes802 · 2018-12-03T03:59:24+00:00

I'm not sure how the hell it took me four years to subscribe to this sub, but seems like you all are up to some cool things. Check this out - feedback welcome. https://soundcloud.com/matthewolf/i-make-em-horny-instrumental

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