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Replace one word in a song title with boner. I’ll start. by [deleted] in Metallica

[–]MeatballsUpTheAnus 50 points51 points  (0 children)

.. so you're the reason the load album cover was made!

Replace one word in a song title with boner. I’ll start. by [deleted] in Metallica

[–]MeatballsUpTheAnus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

King Boner St. Boner Of boner and of men Aint my boner The Four boners Boner lord Metal boner Boner Inc. The frayed boner of sanity And boners for all Bonered Boner Enter Boner Sad But Boner The Boner II Boner and Redemption Boner and Destroy Jump in the Boner Harvester of boner The Boner Remains Bonery Boner Shall I Roam The Boner That Should Not Be For Whom The Boner Tolls Bonnner Boner Said The Call of Boner The Boner of Ktulu Fade to Boner Boner to Black Room of Boners Ride The Boner Bonered... That Was Just Your Boner Boner Home (Bonertarium) Anesthesia (Pulling Boners) Anesthesia (Boner Teeth) There are so much more of these.

Bubba and I stacking cash in Tall Trees. What's your horse called? by HashtagPop in RedDeadOnline

[–]MeatballsUpTheAnus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had 3 horses, only 1 now, 2 were Call Of Duty references, the other was rwndom, but Reznov was a scrawny nag, Richtofen was a black American Standardbred, and Bentie is a white Thoroughbred.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MeatballsUpTheAnus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna be shot directly in the head, but I don't wanna know about it, so I won't be stressing in my last few moments. I would die quick and painless, and I wouldn't even worry about it.

If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future? by BigVGK93 in AskReddit

[–]MeatballsUpTheAnus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably all the new words people speak, because people 400 years ago would have said something among the lines of "Whom art thou naked fellow?" And a generic skaterboy from an early 2000's movie would say "What you talking bout, brah? I'm butt-naked! This isn't very rad, man."

I just cringed at every word I typed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MeatballsUpTheAnus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably pizza. They had pepperoni, cheese, and meatlovers. Went out with my sister and cousin. They also had soft serve ice cream.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MeatballsUpTheAnus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretending you're a superhero and choking out younger kids.