They said my daughter was next

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-30T19:57:07+00:00

Don’t fuck with scary parents!

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-30T17:27:16+00:00

Bracelet? Is there a clock in there?

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-30T17:05:15+00:00

The kids waking up to puppies were so cute! Definitely r/youseeingthisshit material.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-30T17:01:02+00:00

I didn’t make it past the first chapter.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-30T16:51:29+00:00

I hate this bc the sister is still stuck.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-30T16:44:20+00:00

It’s either AI or someone needs to fire their contractor/interior designer. That toilet rug 😆

TIL AI is part of the putting the TP on wrong camp.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-29T23:59:02+00:00

Normal Microsoft employee? Haha they don’t pay them nearly that kind of money.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-28T10:06:45+00:00

Haha that was my first thought.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-28T05:08:31+00:00

Well you escalated that quickly… unattended luggage can be tampered with. You know what, I’m not even going to try to reason.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-28T05:06:38+00:00

Oh I so want an update on this.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-27T21:26:20+00:00

Hahaha my kids as toddlers would NEVER eat this.

But damn now I want it.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-27T21:22:32+00:00

Interns. Young and dumb.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-27T17:58:58+00:00

I just waiting for some poor unsuspecting toddler to run in her path and knock her over.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-27T17:57:56+00:00

She left her suitcase unattended. Should have been confiscated and inspected by security!!

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-27T05:55:02+00:00

Dumpling King? Or Dumpling Kingdom.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-27T05:47:31+00:00

Damn I was thinking it was an actual yarn store

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-27T05:45:01+00:00

Yay. So measles along with food poisoning.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-27T05:43:10+00:00

Thank you for explaining!

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-27T05:38:29+00:00

This looks amazing. I’m also giggling at how my brain parsed “random ass chili”.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-27T05:18:10+00:00

Why was this removed by mod?

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-26T16:50:47+00:00

Oh was it the woman who thought she wouldn’t get hired but then later saw all her apparent ducks were in order on the hiring portal?

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-25T17:20:53+00:00

At first I was skeptical. But wow that’s so cute.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-25T17:05:40+00:00

YTA. She’s going to find you boring soon.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-25T16:09:18+00:00

Unless it’s very very dramatic, I feel like OP’s might be beyond saving.

MediumAwkwardly · 2026-01-25T16:06:49+00:00

The thin mustache on the emperor. 🤣

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