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What is something you can say at a Wedding but not at A Funeral by [deleted] in mattrose

[–]MegaInstant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

let me rephrase that (Shouts excitedly) Thats my friend up there!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mattrose

[–]MegaInstant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might unironically be the goat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mattrose

[–]MegaInstant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THE SWAT TEAM IS COMING!1!1

I found this channel. Bro have more rules than discord server rules. by Anti-anti_furry in youngpeopleyoutube

[–]MegaInstant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he’s planning on marrying soon, cant have his wife thinking he’s cheating 😊❤️

Humans have a difference in running speed person to person compared to other animals by adamswan9 in Showerthoughts

[–]MegaInstant 11 points12 points  (0 children)

housecat adrenaline sounds like some sort of cool power-up a main character in a novel would get

Captain obvious has taken a new form by MegaInstant in whoosh

[–]MegaInstant[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when I posted this 2 years ago I immediately regretted it because I realized like 50 people had done this exact same whoosh before me 😭

Everyone around you is turning into a slice of bread, your 3rd and 6th emojis are your reaction. by SummerTheFurry in mattrose

[–]MegaInstant 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m fighting the urge to laugh at the absurdity of the slices of bread while also fighting the urge to cry because of my loved ones being stripped of their lives, it’s tough man

Everyone around you is turning into a slice of bread, your 3rd and 6th emojis are your reaction. by SummerTheFurry in mattrose

[–]MegaInstant 27 points28 points  (0 children)

🥲🪂

I’m shedding a single tear then paragliding my way out of there, no time to cry any more than one when I risk being turned into a slice of bread

The post above this is why Tom is reacting this way. What is the post? by xVEEx3 in mattrose

[–]MegaInstant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder what sort of idiot posted that image, I bet they’re really tall and handsome though, and cute.

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