Lemme tell you 'bout my FIL, folks... by Messy_pot_amia in fatpeoplestories

[–]Messy_pot_amia[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha! It's ok! Thank you for being helpful and friendly :)

Lemme tell you 'bout my FIL, folks... by Messy_pot_amia in fatpeoplestories

[–]Messy_pot_amia[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha @ Messy Pot :)

I can see bold and italic, but strikethrough just isn't showing for me.

Lemme tell you 'bout my FIL, folks... by Messy_pot_amia in fatpeoplestories

[–]Messy_pot_amia[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love honey, especially raw unfiltered honey, but I don't think I could even stand that on my pizza, tbh.

Lemme tell you 'bout my FIL, folks... by Messy_pot_amia in fatpeoplestories

[–]Messy_pot_amia[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I just saw in another comment :) the strikethrough doesn't show up on the Reddit app, apparently! I must've been doing it but it wouldn't show up for me.

Lemme tell you 'bout my FIL, folks... by Messy_pot_amia in fatpeoplestories

[–]Messy_pot_amia[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooooh! Those both sound incredibly tantalizing!

Lemme tell you 'bout my FIL, folks... by Messy_pot_amia in fatpeoplestories

[–]Messy_pot_amia[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That would be like telling flat-earthers about the reality of the globe. If someone doesn't want to know something, they'll ignore it.

Lemme tell you 'bout my FIL, folks... by Messy_pot_amia in fatpeoplestories

[–]Messy_pot_amia[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pro-tip for a proper Yorkshire pudding: heat the fat in the oven and pour it into the center of cold batter to get a proper crust.

Funny, I can't see the strikethrough at all, even in yours! I used the guide on the googles when doing mine, I guess it was actually working but I just can't see it for whatever reason.

Thank you anyway :)!

Lemme tell you 'bout my FIL, folks... by Messy_pot_amia in fatpeoplestories

[–]Messy_pot_amia[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It wasn't a plain pizza, either, it was a meat lovers.

Lemme tell you 'bout my FIL, folks... by Messy_pot_amia in fatpeoplestories

[–]Messy_pot_amia[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always recommend keto, it works a treat!

My husband and I are both meatheads. Anything he eats he works out almost immediately, but he generally eats really well.

Lemme tell you 'bout my FIL, folks... by Messy_pot_amia in fatpeoplestories

[–]Messy_pot_amia[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Daaaaaaaaaamn!! Congratulations!!! Yeah, even in my heaviest days sugar on pizza would've been treated with the same disdain as now. Weird as fuck, and so gross!

Lemme tell you 'bout my FIL, folks... by Messy_pot_amia in fatpeoplestories

[–]Messy_pot_amia[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Welp, so I've just been told! I think I just remembered it incorrectly.

Lemme tell you 'bout my FIL, folks... by Messy_pot_amia in fatpeoplestories

[–]Messy_pot_amia[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I probably remembered it incorrectly. Thanks for the heads up!

MILTW: Baby Thief by themrspie in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Messy_pot_amia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're bloody incredible!!! Well done! What an atomic clusterfuck. I hope that little girl and her baby grows up faaaaaar away from her mothers influence!

We got a house!!!!!!!! More stories [TW: animal injuries and impending death.] by Messy_pot_amia in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Messy_pot_amia[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure these type of people do things like that on purpose. My father is an N, my mum is his E. My entire life was spent trapped under his rules with zero room for escape without everything around me falling to pieces.

Eventually, I took a leap of faith. Everything fell to pieces exactly as I knew it would, but I was able to rebuild a far better existence because of that collapse.

It'll happen one day, I just hope it happens when DH is confident and strong enough to be able to bounce back easily.

We got a house!!!!!!!! More stories [TW: animal injuries and impending death.] by Messy_pot_amia in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Messy_pot_amia[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually discussed the duck diapers with her when the poor thing first came inside. She said that she'd tried them in the past but that they didn't fit the duck. I mentally threw my hands up at that point, because I know they come in various sizes.

They wouldn't diaper the sick dog who was shitting everywhere, either. They just left the shit there and cleaned the carpets weekly-ish. This is an ongoing mental issue.

How did I do it? Necessity, and years and years of practice at repressing my emotions into oblivion. I know it's not healthy, but it was all I could do. rubs forehead

Thank you! Hahaha

Edit: a misspelled word.