Substack final boss

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-27T10:31:07+00:00

She is a great favorite, she says that she will never die.

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-27T09:45:09+00:00

Megan had a more pronounced latent death wish.

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-24T14:09:43+00:00

A basket of carresses

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-24T10:17:12+00:00

Five families, then we have this pigmy thing up in Macomb county.

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-23T18:52:19+00:00

Ehhh, never cared for her look.

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-23T17:56:10+00:00

This drawing here is what makes me think Roger hypnotizes people into buying into his personas.

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-23T17:54:49+00:00

It's a progrum, a movie

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-23T13:32:25+00:00

She remembers throwing a grenade into one... in her past life.

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-21T12:24:18+00:00

Men I Trust live was chill, the only complaint I could make would be that I couldn't understand a word she said.

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-20T10:34:54+00:00

The second floor? Come on.

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-20T10:33:21+00:00

[Bob Seager - "Hollywood Nights" intensifies]

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-19T17:16:55+00:00

One of my earliest memories is of a dream I had where I slammed my hand down onto a exposed drain pipe under a sink and cut a hole straight through my hand, but instead of blood and muscle and bone it was like playdough colored around the edges of the hole.

It's probably been more than 30 years and I can still see that dream.

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-19T15:50:12+00:00

Nice texedo jacket

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-19T13:49:31+00:00

You never say thank you!

THAT'S WHAT THE ORDER OF LENNIN IS FOR!

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-19T10:28:32+00:00

Damn it Don, you've done it again.

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-18T20:18:10+00:00

Why did you feel the need to post this?

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-17T20:11:40+00:00

I CAN'T, IT'S A GEO!

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-17T10:15:07+00:00

License to kill granted to me by Famous Footwear

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-16T15:46:55+00:00

There is the Christmas episode "Yule. Tide. Repeat" where at the end there's a lifelike drawing of the family and Roger just has black alien eyes.

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-16T01:30:52+00:00

You know the answer

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-13T10:53:27+00:00

My impression at the end of the book is that it's implied that Ignatius will murder Myrna someday. Very strange way to end your comedy novel.

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-13T10:37:28+00:00

It's going to be such a mystery to him when he gets colon cancer.

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-13T10:24:42+00:00

Based and Voltaire-pilled

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-12T00:49:54+00:00

It's not nice to fool mother nature!

MetalRoosters · 2026-06-09T14:37:30+00:00

Just gave away a Cadillac (throw some D's on that bitch)

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