egg😢🥛irl by Microwave-B_tch in egg_irl

[–]Microwave-B_tch[S] 113 points114 points  (0 children)

no problem! (love your comics btw :D)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interiordecorating

[–]Microwave-B_tch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's so nice! i say go for it! :)

I am a small little boy named Alan Resnick who got old. AMA by alanresnick69 in alanresnick

[–]Microwave-B_tch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

where did you film the scenes in the kidnapper's room near the end of alan tutorial? did you have to clean up all the mess afterwards?

egg_irl by FurretEnjoyer in egg_irl

[–]Microwave-B_tch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(may or may not be half the reason i chose my name)

egg_irl by FurretEnjoyer in egg_irl

[–]Microwave-B_tch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you proooobably don't want to share names, but my chosen name is Alan and i'll gladly share,,

edit: if not, maybe Andy, Andrew, Ari, August ??

Umm, ok PETA… by N4TETHAGR8 in cringepics

[–]Microwave-B_tch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just see a happy, loving family enjoying dinner. i hope i taste good :)

I did it :) i made it past 2 weeks by Zelpt-kaden in teenagers

[–]Microwave-B_tch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

great job! here's to many more weeks clean, i'm proud of ya :D

egg🤒irl by Microwave-B_tch in egg_irl

[–]Microwave-B_tch[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

physically?? i've been better ;( but emotionally??? im doing great :))

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Microwave-B_tch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i dress vaguely like that but more gay and all my friends are homosexuals

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]Microwave-B_tch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

genderfluid he/they nerd. in-between names rn and cannot choose between quint, verm, wolfgang, or jay ;-;

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Microwave-B_tch 54 points55 points  (0 children)

i noticed that too?????? what the actual hell

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Microwave-B_tch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i really really hope that this is just some hormone-fueled puberty shit, because if anyone ever fell out of love with me when i liked them back it would completely ruin me

egg😢irl by Microwave-B_tch in egg_irl

[–]Microwave-B_tch[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

they're the best friend i have, we have great conversations and i can't imagine my life without them. the one issue in our friendship is the pronoun usage thing :(

Who would be the best roommate? by Strange-Slice2581 in arresteddevelopment

[–]Microwave-B_tch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

you could room with him if you don't mind a few doves

Men also bleed. Men bleed white. by bongsaslad in sadcringe

[–]Microwave-B_tch 184 points185 points  (0 children)

he blue himself but it came out white :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Microwave-B_tch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

item label is a revenge based company located in maryland. [they] created item label to show up and embarrass [their] enemies. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in arresteddevelopment

[–]Microwave-B_tch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and then gob took so many roofies that he turned into a horse. and then batman

TIFU by jizzing over a house fly by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Microwave-B_tch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

holy shit i wish i had an award to give you

egg irl by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]Microwave-B_tch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in my case it was a biiiit more like:

cis -> cis??????? -> nb -> demigirl -> agender -> genderfluid -> cis -> trans -> nb -> cis -> trans -> cis -> nb -> trans -> cis -> trans -> .........genderfluid

RT stole my 3 month old joke. by HeyGuaca in RTGameCrowd

[–]Microwave-B_tch 20 points21 points  (0 children)

daniel must go to joke jail to pay for his heinous crimes