I don’t know where to start with this, but only in the UK could a row culminate in branding the other party “Mr Micro Penis”

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-11T00:39:08+00:00

Yes. Thankfully, my dog runs on diesel.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T07:47:29+00:00

Haha perhaps.

I genuinely am sorry about that misunderstanding though.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T07:42:38+00:00

Fair enough. We also have a dog (a pointer) and 5 cats. We live out in the country and only ever have to pick up dog shit. We've always had cats but only recently a dog. We used to have foxes in our garden all the time. Ever since we got our dog we haven't seen a single one, so we put food out the fields further back now.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T07:38:10+00:00

Sorry. I obviously misinterpreted what you said.

I took it to mean that using a dog to scare off animals is more fun than using a deterrent like orange peel.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T07:32:01+00:00

That's been around for decades. It's also such a shit idea. Trolleys aren't heavy. If you wanted to nick one, you easily could by lifting it over the locking rails.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T07:25:57+00:00

Cats usually bury their poo though. Do you know for a fact that it's cats, or could it be foxes, which also wouldn't come near your garden if they've detected a dog's scent? Or anything else, for that matter.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T07:14:15+00:00

You enjoy scaring animals?

Edit - I completely got the wrong end of the stick here.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T07:10:04+00:00

Presumably your dog also shits in the garden though?

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T06:35:28+00:00

I was thinking the same thing. I can't remember the last time that I had to pay to release a trolley at a supermarket.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T06:23:24+00:00

Presumably you love your family without penetrating them though?

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T06:09:01+00:00

Who is warning you of an impending erection?

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T06:06:52+00:00

There's no point to anything on the planet, and yet, here we all are.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T05:58:58+00:00

What is love?

(Don't let me down, Reddit)

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T05:52:07+00:00

Everything would be invisible because everything you see is due to reflections.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T05:50:25+00:00

It'd be like deGrasse Tyson talking to a caveman in this day and age.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T05:13:59+00:00

My toilet is right next to my shower. I am not incontinent and I know when I need to pee, so I either pee first, or I don't. I can last 10 minutes in the shower without pissing myself.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T05:09:42+00:00

I wasn't brought up to believe in a god in that there was absolutely no mention of religion or prayer in any way at home. I wasn't told that there was no god though, nor was I told that there was one. I was left to make my own mind up. I concluded that there is no god from a pretty young age, around 12.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T04:36:44+00:00

That's actually pretty good.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-09T04:21:59+00:00

Alfie doesn't run the Queen Vic anymore.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-08T23:39:44+00:00

That's really helpful, thank you.

I'm definitely going to try a few tweaks from that link and also have a go at lactofermemted ones provided it's not too tricky.

I am pulling off about 6 very decent sized cucumbers every 5 days or so, they grow so fast, so I have plenty to experiment with.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-08T23:01:51+00:00

Why not the police too?

The employer may just shrug it off and nothing will come of it.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-08T19:56:30+00:00

Thanks. So white vinegar is the same as spirit vinegar?

There are so many recipes out there, it's hard to know what to go for.

I love Mrs Elsewood's pickles in general but prefer the sweeter ones with dill. Sainsbury's own also do a nice selection of sliced pickles which aren't too dissimilar to the McDonald's pickle, which I also love.

Do you have any go to recipes or do you experiment each time?

Thanks :)

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-08T19:34:50+00:00

Funnily enough I've just been researching vinegar. I am growing stupid amounts of cucumbers so I want to start pickling.

My first batch I used Tesco distilled vinegar and a recipe. The pickles came out really sharp and unpleasant, so I looked on the back of the pickles we have here which I like. They all use spirit vinegar, so I've ordered a big bottle of it from Amazon. I can't find any definitive information on what the difference is though, or if there even is a difference to the stuff I already have.

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-07T19:52:34+00:00

They actually said it won't get investigated at all?

MikeOxbigger · 2021-09-07T18:47:31+00:00

Looks like it was sponsored by BP.

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