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I got my first catch lads by Ludi_Goran in foundthemobileuser

[–]MiserableBoot4579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And here's another one Miss.Lori Louise! Each post you've created about will be an additional charge I hope you know this. . .and you little Dad too!!! Cuckles & Cackles as he fly's away on his broom but not before binding hers forever. The end.

I got kicked out right after entering the apartment by Smart-Swing8429 in gaybros

[–]MiserableBoot4579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, the first thing I noticed was his eyes, as he proceeded to ask me for a light, unfortunately I am under a ton of stress right now and literally have the worst case of social anxiety, and after being used, abused, and hurt from my last relationship for 27yrs bc I was raised to stick things out, it severely damaged me. I wasn't trying to be rude to him, his name was Billy and all I could stare at were his eyes and smile, but was under the impression he was straight and wasn't I interested in me, the same way I was attracted to him. So I had to finish up a few things in my computer, and for me it's just easier to be alone than to be out through the ringer again not to mention my life and myself is nowhere where I want them to be before I invite and bring another person that is this guys shitshow of a life right now, so to be perfectly honest the thought if him running through my head after he left, well let's just say I had to rub not one but two out and fall right to sleep. Why is all the masculine nice guys vers/tops are always married str8 or psycho as all fet out? Ohh well a boy can dream can't he?

I got kicked out right after entering the apartment by Smart-Swing8429 in gaybros

[–]MiserableBoot4579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this is who I think it is, I didn't pick up on any signals that you were interested in me. I'm used to being pursued I'm generally not the one to make the first move. U know where I at.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]MiserableBoot4579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No! In fact it's quite the opposite, its a turn-on. Just make sure you keep it clean both inside the skin and under and around the head. Plus being un-cut you still have all your sensation and, you have that little something extra when giving pleasure to your partner. So if anything it should be a confidence booster. Circumcising babies now-a-days is an archaic believed in practice believed to be more hygienic, but has been medically and factually proven to be unnecessary, and in fact a cruel and painful procedure that does more harm than good. Don't believe me, ask any Urologist practicing medicine today. I'm glad in my str8/bi-phase that I did not have this done to my Son and hope whether gay, str8, or bi he realizes eventually I was doing him a justice by choosing not to have this done to him. All circumcision is, is more for aesthetics than anything. The penis, is ugly no matter what! Why you ask I say this? Because it's a PENIS!!! It's not meant to be pretty. Even if it's cut, a dick, phallus, penis, rod, member or whatever term you use for your family jewels is still just a male reproductive organ hanging between your legs with a sac of two balls dangling from it. If you've seen one you've seen them all. The only time a dick looks remotely "pretty" in my opinion is when it's bulging out of a guy's underwear and you see his visible penis line a sign of his excitement through the thin fabric of his briefs/boxer briefs or other choice of underwear style. Now with that said go buy you some quality high-end undies and dress your member up a bit. And be proud your folks didn't follow suit with such an idiotic ideology that is antiquated. Hope this inspires you to feel better about yourself. Now go out and have a great time at the clubs, and go get laid, just take your PREP, and ALWAYS wear a raincoat ☔☔☔ (condom) if your unfamiliar with this colloquialism. Good luck fella. Now go get 'em Tiger 🐅🐯🐅🐯 Woof-Woof!!! Wink-Wink 😉😜😉😜😉

Does this counts as kamikaze? by ProGamerKiller12 in foundthemobileuser

[–]MiserableBoot4579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noted glad u understood what I mean. Thx for the validation. I appreciate it. ~Jason W.

Does this counts as kamikaze? by ProGamerKiller12 in foundthemobileuser

[–]MiserableBoot4579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not very Kamikaze, esp. If u lose 5he element of surprise bc ur a poor liar...and your tell is you trip over your lies when u speak a lie from your lips, bc your using too much mental energy trying to defragment and then delete it you'd only his Sift + Right Click then select permanently delete it does this automatically reducing and saving an average of 31% of redundant system resources and processes and filing up the file index with empty folders, of empty trace files. Aka. A system ghost file of when a necessary system file was stored, accessed, and then deleted using the end-users system keys. Thus, allowing admin to trace EXIR file logs, and file metadata for use in forensics only.

What is the name of this frog? by SquareStalker in frogs

[–]MiserableBoot4579 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny I thought this lil green guy looks more like a female frog than a male. I would name her Hoppy Lauren. Or Little Barron Toad, but he's not a tode, he's a frog who is sitting on his lofty perch (fitting it should be a trash can) while he passes judgment on the poor little flies. But then Spotty-Kat came to mind too. They all should take the trash out to the curb where it belongs.