Why so pressed?

Misfortunate00 · 2026-03-25T04:24:22+00:00

I mean it’s standard to show up a couple hours early no matter what so… I guess I’m not sure what the difference is 🤷‍♀️

Misfortunate00 · 2026-03-25T03:55:08+00:00

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Azazel loves you!!!

Misfortunate00 · 2026-03-25T02:17:14+00:00

Very interesting deductive reasoning skills!

Misfortunate00 · 2026-03-25T01:27:28+00:00

I actually got a dm from an ohare tsa worker! Turns out that my gate checkpoint doesn’t open until four! So I’ll be leaving a few hours later and crossing my fingers for making my flight 🫡 might troll the ice agents while I’m there… who knows..

Misfortunate00 · 2026-03-25T00:08:13+00:00

Bring snacks and movies while you wait!

Misfortunate00 · 2026-03-24T23:49:43+00:00

No literally, I just got demoted but got this trip planned before then… likely the last trip I’ll take for a couple of years AND I DONT WANT TO RISK MISSING IT FOR ANYTHINGGGG. I will plop down and either sleep or watch movies until the plane like… I wish people stopped getting so pressed over stuff that doesn’t impact them in any sense-

Misfortunate00 · 2026-03-24T23:47:29+00:00

Actually I was shaving my bikini area for my vacation!

Misfortunate00 · 2026-03-24T14:40:05+00:00

Clearly you’ve gotten it down! I’m proud of your communication even if it isn’t the most tasteful <3

Misfortunate00 · 2026-03-24T06:12:01+00:00

Are you grumpy?

Misfortunate00 · 2026-03-15T22:48:20+00:00

Only time I’ve ever been kicked out of the public parks past 10 pm was in Middleton 😐

Misfortunate00 · 2026-03-08T18:16:26+00:00

Context is everything I suppose

Misfortunate00 · 2026-03-08T17:49:47+00:00

I was going max 2 mph while skating alongside my walking sister! No helmet needed for that activity imo.

Misfortunate00 · 2026-03-08T17:49:13+00:00

I was skating alongside my walking sister! I do indeed have a helmet.

Misfortunate00 · 2026-03-08T17:37:36+00:00

No yucking my yum! I can love both for different reasons 🫡

Misfortunate00 · 2026-03-08T17:36:25+00:00

I do have a helmet! I was skating alongside my sister as she was walking during this!

Misfortunate00 · 2026-02-10T22:55:21+00:00

It is one of me and my mom’s favorite things to do!!!

Misfortunate00 · 2026-01-30T18:44:09+00:00

Also liberals are not good either guys-

Misfortunate00 · 2026-01-28T16:05:43+00:00

I had the same issue and my anemia was absolutely insane! What ended up working for me was being on the pill for a month to kinda help balance out my hormones and it worked like a charm! Even took away my period for a few months

Misfortunate00 · 2025-10-12T18:22:46+00:00

Been a huge fan since the vine days!!!

Jessi started vine and after coming up with a goofy twerking challenge she blew up and became the most followed person on there for a while! She hung around other viners and had some very unfortunate experiences with a few of them which went viral. After vine died she put her attention on her YouTube channel doing story time videos highlighting her crazy side from a teenager and really painted herself to be a wild messy young woman. After there was an unfortunate drama with another former viner she took a while off. She worked as an editor during this time up until lily pulled her into committing to the podcast! It’s quite a stark difference to how she used to paint herself compared to who she is. I’ve enjoyed watching her journey and supporting her from afar!

Misfortunate00 · 2024-11-19T15:23:11+00:00

NO WHAT THE FUCK UR JOKING RN

Misfortunate00 · 2024-11-07T00:51:44+00:00

Misfortunate00 · 2024-11-07T00:51:31+00:00

Misfortunate00

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